If Schmoopy Lost His Job Tomorrow. What Else Could He Be Trained To Do?

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  1. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    I can only think of a few...

    Landscaping.
    Flipping burgers.
    Cleaning toilets.
    Mopping porn booths.
    Walmart greeter.
    Shoe sales.

    Okay, I'm stuck now. :dontknow:
     
  2. dawg

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    Jenga champion :dontknow:
     
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  5. Spazzmatazz

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    I bet he would be good working in a pet store.

    he could revolutionize the sale of tropical fish by replacing the net with a wet vac. :giggle:
     
  7. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    He could probably get a job selling cars. :dontknow:
     
  8. Schmoopy

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    U mad? :lol::jj::funny::bounce:
     
  9. Schmoopy

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    He is a pretty good liar.
     
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    Not mad. Just honest. :hw:
     
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    Smiley FAIL!!!!

    :lol:
     
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    Benzedrex spokesman. :weird:
     
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  16. Schmoopy

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    Walmart got rid of that greeter position or is about to btw. :coffee:
     
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    SB smiley code. :dadance:
     
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    Why, did you apply?
     
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