If Shuli got the Artie's Chair do you think he could be a headliner?

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  1. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    With maximum exposure as a main "sidekick" on the HSS could Shuli sell out a place like the Borgata? I think it would have be a lackluster career boost. Thoughts?
     
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    Nobody can fill the Artie chair. Surely not Shuli.
     
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    Shuli is too thin to fill Artie's "chair". Though, the pelican said on the air that if anyone could, Shuli could. I don't believe his act is strong enough to carry the Garden or any venue without the words "block party" in them. BTW, Artie sucked.
     
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    Dude, don't even say that.

    You know how if you say Candyman enough, he'll appear? Just stop. Don't even put the thought out there. It's evil you're messing with. Pure evil.
     
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    Headliner?

    More like a pantyliner.
     
  6. schnauzer

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    I'd dislike Shuli less if he didn't eat Howard's hole so enthusiastically. I'm also slightly sickened by his sneakiness (i'd like to hear Howard deliver that sententhe!). The AGT Israeli-mom banter is his attempt to elbow Richard's dad from Howard's airtime list. He's obviously conspired with her (i picture a Golda Meir type) to 'yenta it up' & deliberately mispronounce words -- it all sounded contrived & desperate. That said, being allowed into the inner sanctum would definitely improve his career bankability, but he'll never attain the same kind of following that Artie did. He's just too creepy
     
  7. Turtle Man

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    geard his act on raw dog..awful
    he did jeff the drunk and i dont think anyone had a clue
     
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    First Artie had a career before Howard, maybe not the biggest but he was on network Tv and movies. Second, lets not forget, Artie was on when the show actually had listeners and fans who liked the show and the people associated with it. Shuli needs to stick to the stupid block parties because it is the biggest payday he will get in comedy, and I think him in the chair would show exactly how funny he is and would convince even more people not to attend a show of his.
     
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    No. Shuli is really hateable. I'd go see a show just to harass the shit out of him
     
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    awesome
     
  11. unclefreddy

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    How much do you think Shuli gets for a blog party? $500- $1000
     
  12. Guts83

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    No.
     
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    Well, they used to make good wallets and lampshades. Headliner in the car seems doable.
     
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    Shuli will never have a career because he has no talent. If you need any proof of that, just listen to the replay of today's Jay Thomas show. He continually interrupted people to crowbar in lame jokes no one laughed at and now he's even trying to copy Howard by doing immitations of his parents. He'a a total hack and needs to find another line of work.
     
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    if shuli doesn't kiss ass like artie did, absolutely. what that show needs is someone to call out all the bullshit.
     
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    Artie pretended to be a man of the people. A hard drinking, blue collar "one of us". And he was hysterically funny on the show. That's why he had tremendous success.

    Shuli sucks. He's not funny and he's most definitely not the kind of guy you'd want to drink a beer with. Whereas Artie was this gregarious pile of sharp-witted stories, Shuli is just a suck ass parasite whose "sense of humor" is simply scattergunning every hack punchline one could think of. Listen to Jay Thomas...Shuli tries to fire off several shitty jokes before Jay can even finish a premise. Howard wouldn't tolerate that shit for a second.

    So, to answer the question, no. Remember, Artie, out of pure charity, booked Shuli for several gigs. Several HUGE gigs. And yet Shuli never managed to capture a sliver of that audience. Shuli's unfunny, unlikable and ungrateful. Nobody respects, nor tolerates, that shit.
     
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    :oy2:
     
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    We can dream. Someone ripping the show a new asshole every day, would take a while to get to the bottom of it. Hot knife through butter for at least a solid year. I'd pay $50 a month for it.
     
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    Correction: He did Artie doing Jeff the Drunk. Just as he does Fred doing Scott and Howard doing Ben Stern (when he does an impression of his own father).
     
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    I wasn't the biggest fan of Artie especially near the end, but even passed out Artie was a hundred times funnier than Shuli ever is even on his best day.