If Sirius mandated it for a new deal, would Howard bring back Jackie or Artie?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by TelegramSam, Sep 23, 2013.

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Would he do it?

Poll closed Oct 26, 2013.
  1. Yes, but only Jackie, the Artie situation is too messed up.

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  2. Yes, but his hatred for Jackie outweighs Artie in a pool of blood on the kitchen floor.

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    6.7%
  3. Hell no.

    12 vote(s)
    80.0%
  1. TelegramSam

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    I just thought about this. Considering that Robin is all but gone, and Fred has one foot in the spaceship, I can't imagine that SiriusXM would just give Howard total freedom to come back and do as he pleased (like he can now). I realize if he had to put someone in studio he would probably go with Shuli, I'm just throwing this out there for fun. If SiriusXM said "Okay Howard, we're in for one more deal, but we're going to need at least 2 live shows a week, the fans are clamoring for Jackie or Artie, we're going to require you to bring one of them back in studio." Assuming that was the only way he could get more money, would he swallow his pride and let the Jokeman or Baby Gorilla back in? Or would he say fuck it and go off to podcast land?
     
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    Oh, I agree with you, I'm just not sure he will ever get a deal that allows total freedom over his show again. Clearly they aren't getting value for their money this way, if they forced Howard to let them hire the staff and handle the show budget, they could control the show somewhat. The idea of the Jokeman being forced upon him, even if his mic was off all show long, would be some kind of poetic justice.
     
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    Sirius won't have him back, they know what he is doing to the once great Howard Stern Show. They will toss his ass in the street with a case of wine as a thank you.
     
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    Bring KC back! :hehe:
     
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    :yes: [video=youtube;sipzCExsHCc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sipzCExsHCc[/video]
     
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    Once you go sellout you never come back.
    :coffee:
     
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    Even if the alternative is sitting in the mansion all day with your trophy wife and no more marbles are coming in? :bigthink:
     
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    I don't know if Sirius could make him bring specific people back, but a Quality Clause could certainly be in the next one.

    The question then is if Howard could swallow his pride and realize he needs pro writers and pro stand up comedians
    or if he'd put out the shit he does now and try to argue that it is "quality."
     
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    Comedy is mean and hurtful to coloreds,spics, queers, and gooks.
    Howard needs to be at the helm of funny.
    Others can never be trusted again
    ....in Howard we must trust
    :facepalm:
     
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    correct. which is why, if it were the only way howard could get the money he wanted, he would have either of them back. the show would still suck and howard would still not put forth effort or give a shit. jackie and artie would both fall in line with the new evolved show. however, the show would go from 0.0 laughs to 1.3. hell, neither are on the show anymore and they still kiss the wig's ass. i get it, jackie's job hinges on not pissing old queen off, but artie's not even on his channels.