if someone paid u $500 a turd to eat poop how much would you eat?

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Plz take this SRS its research
     
  2. ralphberries

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    500 pounds?:dontknow:
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

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    Size of turds?
     
  4. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    0 turds
     
  5. Mur

    Mur soon

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    Need more cash per turd. :no:
     
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    wouldnt accept the offer
     
  7. Beer Can Cock

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    Yer better than this topo
     
  8. Mr Sinister

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    Id need to no this first also
     
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    It's important.
     
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    Still no Pink Flamingos GIF? Son, I am disappoint...
     
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    Guy poo or chick poo?
     
  12. Dream Theater

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    Can you give me the weight of said turds in grams please?
     
  13. Mr Sinister

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    also is it your turd or someone else's?
     
  14. Hateman

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    Italian or Japanese?
     
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    Cash or Check?
     
  16. Daveindiego

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    Are they my turds?
     
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    I'm just thinking like best case scenario it's a bunch of little rabbit like turds that are real hard and you can wash down like 15 of them in one gulp without chewing. Cash money bitch.
     
  18. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Cuz if it's someone elses turds, I'd go 300 bucks each.
     
  19. Mr Sinister

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    That would be nice but i dont think so. I think he means more a general mushy decent sized turd witch would suck and might be quite filling :dontknow:
     
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    I'm out.