if someone spat on your girlfriend or wife what would you do?

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  1. Dead Air Dave

    Dead Air Dave Well-Known Member

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    Just asking
     
  2. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    My wife = no problem
    My girlfriend = no way
     
  3. The Cocksman

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    :happy:
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    me and my wife would pummel the dude.
     
  5. Robert Higgins

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    Probably go bat shit crazy and in a similar place to this crazy bastard

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  6. Dead Air Dave

    Dead Air Dave Well-Known Member

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    I'd jump in my limo
     
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    I'd probably end up in jail...
     
  8. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    mmm, how large is the individual? Actually I'd have to restrain my wife. Or jump in and help beat him half to death.
     
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    i'll tell you what i wouldn't do, pull a howard.
     
  10. tHISisKiSSeL

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    i'm a woman and if somebody spat on me i would kick the fucker in the sac myself. my boyfriend would probably pick him up off the ground after that and start punching.
     
  11. VAsiCkBoy

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    Jump in the limo and shut the door before anyone else can get in. Fuck her....let her fend for herself.
     
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    If my midget bodyguard was there. I'd send him out of the limmo to get his ass kicked.
     
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    If my boyfriend reacted the way Howard did, he'd quickly be my ex-boyfriend.
     
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    out-jog the assailant and my wife to the safety of my limo? :dontknow:
     
  15. Beth Eats Hay

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    Immediately slap a full nelson on her so the assailant could get a few clean shots in while she was cleaning his spit from her brow.......
     
  16. HypocriteHowie

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    Gary spits all over ever woman he talks to and nobody has done shit to him yet.
     
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    [video=youtube_share;_GsnIMERdfU]http://youtu.be/_GsnIMERdfU[/video]
     
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    Rear naked choke, but first I'd have to get naked.
     
  19. stripes

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    she usually doesnt catch me...
     
  20. BethSucks

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    Before or after my wife kicked the guys ballsack through his rectum?