if someone spat on your girlfriend or wife what would you do?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dead Air Dave, Mar 14, 2013.

  1. Dead Air Dave

    Dead Air Dave Well-Known Member

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    Just asking
     
  2. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    My wife = no problem
    My girlfriend = no way
     
  3. The Cocksman

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    :happy:
     
  4. Kool

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    me and my wife would pummel the dude.
     
  5. Robert Higgins

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    Probably go bat shit crazy and in a similar place to this crazy bastard

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  6. Dead Air Dave

    Dead Air Dave Well-Known Member

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    I'd jump in my limo
     
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    I'd probably end up in jail...
     
  8. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    mmm, how large is the individual? Actually I'd have to restrain my wife. Or jump in and help beat him half to death.
     
  9. bucketbuddy

    bucketbuddy New Member

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    i'll tell you what i wouldn't do, pull a howard.
     
  10. tHISisKiSSeL

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    i'm a woman and if somebody spat on me i would kick the fucker in the sac myself. my boyfriend would probably pick him up off the ground after that and start punching.
     
  11. VAsiCkBoy

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    Jump in the limo and shut the door before anyone else can get in. Fuck her....let her fend for herself.
     
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    If my midget bodyguard was there. I'd send him out of the limmo to get his ass kicked.
     
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    If my boyfriend reacted the way Howard did, he'd quickly be my ex-boyfriend.
     
  14. Douchebag 007

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    out-jog the assailant and my wife to the safety of my limo? :dontknow:
     
  15. Beth Eats Hay

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    Immediately slap a full nelson on her so the assailant could get a few clean shots in while she was cleaning his spit from her brow.......
     
  16. HypocriteHowie

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    Gary spits all over ever woman he talks to and nobody has done shit to him yet.
     
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    [video=youtube_share;_GsnIMERdfU]http://youtu.be/_GsnIMERdfU[/video]
     
  18. WillyBest

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    Rear naked choke, but first I'd have to get naked.
     
  19. stripes

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    she usually doesnt catch me...
     
  20. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Before or after my wife kicked the guys ballsack through his rectum?