If Stern Thinks Deirdre Imus Is Ugly, What Do You Think He'll Rate Beefarino in 10 Years?

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  1. BeerCanThick

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    Yeah. I bet Ol' Moosey is still gonna have people beating off to her when she's 50, right?

    What is wrong with Deirdre's appearance? She is health-conscious with her appetite, clearly exercises and dresses age appropriately. Put her up against most women in their 50s and she does more than fine, she buries half of them.

    Beef is so clearly the Fake Rolex version of Deirdre. Beef, no college degree. Deirdre graduated from Villanova.
    Deirdre, not a dirty hooker. Beef? Taking that camel-cock in her horse-pussy. Deirdre has a kid with Imus, Stern doesn't even fuck Moosey without a condom. Deirdre works with cancer victims and autistic humans. Beef runs a kitty kat konjob.
    Is Deirdre's father a felon? Nope.

    Howard Stern did not become Imus because Stern is the INFERIOR VERSION OF IMUS. Just like Beth is the knockoff version of Deirdre, Stern is the knockoff version of Imus. Part time versus full time, genuine charity versus cat scams, worthy wife instead of Arabian whorse. Stern didn't become Imus because that would be an upgrade at this point.
     
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    His third wife will forbid him from discussing Mr. Ed on the radio.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Imus has lied about his wife, she never ran track for Villanova
     
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    BeerCanThick Well-Known Member

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    No, you're right. That is on the same level as lying about Beth's alleged prostitution and party-girl days.

    How much curry does Buchwald give you a day to write this tripe?
     
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    cancer ranch for kittys...oh wait its not quite a ranch but it could be
     
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    Deirdre Imus is "ugly", but today during the Joan Rivers interview Howard said "Lena Dunham is a beautiful woman"
     
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    Good post!
     
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    Wrap Up Show - Intern Music, Beth's Book Tour And More. 04/26/10. 11:40am

    Jon took a call from a woman who asked when they're going to have Eric the Midget on. She said he hasn't been on enough lately. She thinks that they should have him in to compete against Sal. Gary said he will fly Eric and his whole family in to play Wack Pack Family Feud. He said he wants Eric to be known as ''Eric the Midget Wack Packer'' from now on too.

    Jon took another call from a woman who said that whoever is answering the phones has a very sexy voice. She went on to say that she'd like to know why Howard hasn't gone off on Beth for hawking these products like the wives of other guys like Imus. She said Howard used to go off on those people all the time. Gary said that it's something that Beth is passionate about and she's sending all of her money to charity. He said that they're not acting like it's anything different.

    The caller said that Gary isn't being honest. She said that Imus and his wife put their money into a charity too. She said that it's disingenuous to say that it's something different. She said she believes that Beth is good for Howard but it's a lot of horse shit that no one is saying anything about Beth going on a book tour. She said she doesn't think Beth has any expertise in this dog stuff.

    The caller said she thinks that it's fine to go out and do this book but no one would be talking about it if she wasn't the wife of Howard Stern. She said that it's the same thing about Imus' wife or Seinfeld's wife or anyone else like that. She said Howard used to bash the shit out of those people and now he doesn't. She said they have to point that out to Howard.

    Benjy said that Imus was also living at his ranch and Howard isn't living at the North Shore Animal League. The caller said that's just ridiculous. She said it used to be fun listening to the show when someone would rail against Howard. Now no one does that. She said that they could play tape of him bitching about Don Imus and his trophy wife and then point out that Howard is doing the same thing.

    Gary asked the woman what she does for a living. She's an attorney so Gary told her to go into work and goof on her boss. She said she owns her own practice so she can't do that. Gary said he bets there are a lot of people who work under her who are afraid to goof on her.

    Howard the Hypocrite? 04/28/10. 9:00am

    Robin said she heard about something on the Wrap Up Show about how no one was calling Howard out about this wife writing a book while he used to goof on other wives for doing th same. Howard said he guesses they could say that but Beth is doing it for charity. Howard said he was talking to Ralph the other day too and they were talking about how people will think that she's just his bimbo. Howard said she did it because she loves dogs though. He said she's not like that.
    Howard said Beth was talking about how she wanted to get the right information about dogs into this book. He said they can make fun of him for that but that's fine. He doesn't give a shit.

    Howard said he has a rationale for what Beth is doing. He said that Imus' wife wasn't doing shit when Imus met her. He said that he had a dating show to meet her on his own show. Howard said Seinfeld's wife is a nice woman too and he's not sure about what she was doing before she met Jerry. Howard said Beth was a working woman before he met him... then he said that this wasn't going anywhere.

    Robin said that Katie Joel was in cooking school before she married Billy Joel but then she put out a cooking book. That's kind of like what Beth is doing. She loves animals and she was working with them before she met Howard. Howard said that she did have her own career and worked on the Letterman show. Robin said she did a lot of things. Howard said he's going with that then.


    Phone Calls And More. 04/28/10. 9:35am
    Howard took a call from a woman who said she's the caller who brought up the Beth comparison to Imus' wife. Howard said he doesn't like to be compared to Imus. She said she knows. Howard said Imus has no originality and he finds that offensive. The woman said that she's not comparing Howard to Imus at all. She said she was comparing him to Seinfeld too and he should be impressed by that.
    The caller said that Beth is using Howard to help her promote things. Howard said she knows that. Howard said he didn't even hear the show that day. She said he had to have listened to the show. Howard said he didn't. He had to get out of the conversation and hung up on her. Howard said he can't deal with damaged women like that.

    Howard said he wouldn't lie about not hearing the show. Fred wondered why she would throw that into the conversation. Howard said he didn't want to get into the loop.
     
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    They're all pigs.
     
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    oops
     
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    Interesting...I wonder how long and nasty a rant he would go on the air with if another radio personality called Moosey ugly.
     
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    but did she hook in Europe for 4 years?
     
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    No but she played basketball for Rutgers with her nappy headed ho' girlfriends.
     
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    I'd let her play "Cock-E-Oke" into my microphone!!
     
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    At least Deidra's tits are in the same hemisphere. Wiggy could not have been a bigger hypocrite today.
     
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    Deirdre is on Imus's show at least 2 or 3 times a week. When is the last time Beth has been on the show? This isn't even a close call. Yes both women use their husbands to advertise their interests but Howard does not do his show at the NSAL nor does Beth have her own segment on the show each week. Try again haters
     
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    Kitten Gate.

    Beth was on for Kitten Gate.

    I would love to hear you spin that one.
     
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    What is there to spin? Howard is big into animal charities. People on this board talk about how Howard does not talk much about his life but that is a big part of his life now