If the Aurora faggit was all strapped for battle, then WTF happened?

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Dude spent a lot of dough on a complete Ballistic outfit with groin and throat protector.

    Why did he give up so easy? Why did he say his house was rigged with explosives?


    Remember those lunatics that robbed the bank in LA? Those niggas fought to the death. :c
     
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    todays report says he thinks he's in a movie right now
     
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    They should just vaporize him now, save us taxpayers some cash
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    What, like he's full schizo and thinks that he is acting in a movie?

    After these victims and their families, I feel so bad for this faggits folks. They got woken up by KGTV asking if they were his folks, that was their first indication of what happened.

    I am so fucking glad I don't have any kids. :cheer:
     
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    he gave up because he didn't want to be killed. he wanted to be captured. he wants to be famous. if he's killed he can't experience being famous.
     
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    yup, lemme find the article
     
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    No long until they mix in bath salts
     
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    Lots of conspiracy theories floating out there right now... one of the most extreme of which references a new UN resolution signed by Hilary Clinton that goes in to effect July 27.

    I won't comment on it here, but if there's any legitimacy to the speculation, things regarding the "gun control" debate could get very interesting very soon.
     
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    Yeah, but he had style.
     
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    Yeah, I saw your post last night.

    Might I recommend making a doctors appointment, and mentioning to him Paranoia.
     
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    Reality will set in after he's sentenced.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Why are these Cops in Aurora so concerned about gathering evidence in his apartment?

    I guess killing 12 and wounding nearly 60 others is going to be tough to convict?

    :wtf:
     
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    The more evidence the better. Plus finding out how/where he got all that crap is helpful as well. If the cops didn't comb through every single thing then they'd be lazy assholes if something goes wrong with the case. Take your time and do it right.....it's the only way.