If the folks from THSS met in real life, who would be the Alpha leader?

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  1. robbykrieger

    robbykrieger Member

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    For some reason (Ambien & weed) I was thinking last night about the six days that Wiggy was single after Alison, and how awkward he must've been in public settings. I bet that when he and Ralph had 4 or 5 whores come over to their table at the bar to sit and talk, Ralph was the one leading the conversation and making the jokes, & he pbly got some serious ass out of the deal.

    Which leads me to my question: if all of the people from THSS met as kids on the playground and became friends, who would be the group leader that everyone else followed? I don't think it would be The Wigged One. Maybe Ralph; Maybe Robin. Definite possibility of Stuttering John, if you go back that far.
     
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    Don Imus
     
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    maybe lay off the weed for a while
     
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    it's the ambien. never blame the weed!
     
  5. robbykrieger

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    Probably Artie, come to think of it.

    Yeah, Ambien is a hell of a drug. When you wake up, you'd better start apologizing.
     
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    Fred.
     
  7. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Be careful with the Ambien. I am a horrible sleeper and when I was prescribed it, I use to sleepwalk on it. I would call people up at all hours of the night, order things off the tv, and cook food all while having no memory of it. One morning I woke up and had made several batches of jello. Sleep well :)

    But to answer your question, the Alpha male would have been Artie. He had the dominant personality.
    :artiejj:
     
  8. robbykrieger

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    I set off fireworks in my front yard completely asleep, then brought 4-5 bars of soap back to my bed for some reason about six months ago. Ambien is a fickle mistress.

    Artie, SJ, Robin, maybe even KC would all be leader of the pack before HS. And Beff would be working KC's knob behind the jungle gym, trying to convince him to be her "straight" boyfriend. Wiggy and Dah Dah Dummy would be hiding in the sandbox, hoping not to catch a beating.
     
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    Take away the money and they are all following Ronnie or Stuttering John.
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Ok your sleepwalking stories are far more exciting than mine. If you are taking the original ambien you may benefit being prescribed the ambien cr (controlled release) my episodes lessened with that.
     
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  11. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    That made me chuckle.

    :D

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    So...............................how do I go about getting this "Ambien"?