If the internet didn't exist:

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  1. Slippy

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    1. Guns would likely be legal in Canada, and I'd be sitting outside somewhere with a beer in my hand looking for something to shoot at, just for sport.

    2. I'd renew magazine subscriptions.

    3. I'd have to call my mom for the recipes she has written down in an old green plastic container somewhere.
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

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    I'd have a lot of extra sperm in my balls
     
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    Magazine subscriptions would go through the roof.
     
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    I wouldn't know what an "angry dragon" was
     
  5. Slippy

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    Dio would sell a lot more books.

    Cook-books would fly off the shelfs. Shelves? :dontknow:
     
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    I have no idea what that is............make it easy for me...........
     
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    Cats would be nobodies.
     
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    I would think a "Cleveland Steamer" was some type of boat.
     
  9. BrulesRules

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    I wouldn't have sent that $5,000 to the Nigerian Prince
     
  10. WillyBest

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    Those 2 girls could have 2 cups and not have to share one?
     
  11. Phil McKrakin

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    I would not have typed the word "faggot" 30k+ times.
     
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    Daniel Tosh would be a gay prostitute
     
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    I'd still weigh 160 lbs
     
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    You probably would've said it though.

    The internet likely saved you a few broken noses. :lo5:
     
  15. WillyBest

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    That poor prince in Nigeria wouldn't have taken my $10,000.00 and 401k.
     
  16. Phil McKrakin

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    The only time I say it out load is to my faggot dog...because he's a hairy faggot.
     
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    or a "rusty trombone" .
     
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    I wouldn't know whether you're shaved or bushy.
     
  20. BrulesRules

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    We wouldn't have seen basket's tits