If the only way to fuck Mario's BFF meant DTing her with him, would you do it?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic Too2, Mar 5, 2012.

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Would you DT Kiki with Mario as your sidekick?

Poll closed Mar 10, 2012.
  1. Of course. I am not a fag.

    62.5%
  2. No thanks, I'll pass. I guess I am a homo.

    12.5%
  3. My penis is tiny and I am scared to get naked in front of women.

    25.0%
  1. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Simple question...
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    First!
     
  3. Schmoopy

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    Be more specific. :smile:
     
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    What's the definition of "sidekick" in this scenario??
     
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    Can I still fuck her after I knock Mario out?
     
  6. Randy

    Randy New Member

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    Some life ya got there
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    yer a fucking jerkoff...
     
  8. Schmoopy

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    Would it be against the rules if I put Mario under the mattress?
     
  9. Daveindiego

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    Relax, I'm sure you'd get plenty of "cock play" in this scenario, you faggit.
     
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    Both having sex with her at the same time. Always in separate holes of course.
     
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    B Stache is Bahindur Stachian

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    Hardy fucking har har
     
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    B Stache is Bahindur Stachian

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    There's no way that would be possible. You'd be gettin busy with the BFF and Mario would be trying to stick his arm up your ass or some other gay shit.
     
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    Mario would be respectful and a good wingman. He might be a homo, but he is a dude first. He knows how to honor the bros before hos motto.
     
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    yea but what 2? I't have to be a few feet away, in that configuration. I'd higi-five, but wouldnt wasn anything else to touch.
    maybe incidental leg, but that's it.
     
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    There is a thin line between gay and straight, and that line's name is the taint.


    I vote Yes.
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Dude, where are you getting this from?

    You'd end up waking up the next morning, with major pain in your asshole, and a can of ether and a bunch of rags in the corner. He would rip you apart, bro. Not to ever be trusted.
     
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    :up:
     
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    Mario is admittedly a bottom, Dave.
     
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    I'll pass. :puke:
     
  20. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I'm sorry. Why are you concerning yourself with that?

    WTF is going on Mike?