If the Shed got a press pass and sent someone to the AGT red carpet

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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    To interview Howard, what would be the questions asked?

    Obviously #1 would be the wig.

    What else?
     
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    Mr Wigward. The American business environment has fundamentally changed following the insider trading and savings and loan scandals. Explain business ethics, and how they are applied today.
     
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    What have you become and are you still famous?
     
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    Wanna play marbles?
     
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    Send Ryan Lever.
     
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    Who is your daddy and what does he do?
     
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    I would ask him what is the cost of housing in the former Soviet Union, as a percentage of worker's wages?
     
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    When did you realize you were gay?
     
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    I would not ask him questions I'd shove Carson's ribs in his whole asshole sticking out. :c
     
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    This made me laugh.
     
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    -Tell me about your wife's new book, it's success, and your support for it.

    -Any chance of you guys doing a Donny Loves Jenny inspired reality show?

    -How do you want the world to remember you?

    -Do you feel, since turning 70, your making up for a past you no longer want to remember?

    -Are you ashamed of your past and how many contradictions you've made over the years since then?

    -Any chance of getting the South Park creators in for a interview or did they already decline?

    -Any news on releasing the tapes and retiring?

    -Are you upset most of your best material is pre-Artie leaving and can only be found on YouTube now?

    -Why don't you support YouTube where many new fans are made, some too young to have heard you on terrestrial and some too fed up with your current show would rather listen to beautifully edited hours of material collected by fans of the show to enjoy with others?
     
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    Oh, Howard. You look lovely doll. Who are you wearing?
     
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    Do you feel that the US should remain in the United Nations?
     
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    Me: "Did you pay the entire federal fine for your father-in-law or just a portion?"
    Howard: "What's she saying?"
    Security to Me: "Ma'am, come with us."
     
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    Why do you lie about not knowing about Artie's habit?
     
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    And we would all be dumber for hearing his answer.

    Id like to hear.....with radio being a habitual medium, how do you feel about a 3 day work week