If the USA were to go out of of business, which country would u choose as ur new home

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    ...assuming, of course, that the Savages take over once America goes belly-up



    Me... Norway
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    GARY!!:yell:
     
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    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    japan
     
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    Mr. Potato Head Darth Tater™ 2010 OG Gold

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    Bring a bodybag, fucker.
     
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    .... Gary, Indiana ??
     
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    Those will be hard to come by... Probably just gonna have to dig a large hole.
     
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    I could be sold on Norway. spent three winter months there above the arctic circle in a tent in my yute. but the rest is a very nice country.
     
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    Fuck it. Let's ALL go to Norway!!


    'Merica, part II
     
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    Bring a body bag. :shitcoffee:
     
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    fuck
     
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    I wish I had gone to Japan after college. The women there go crazy for American dick.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Is relocation paid or on me?
     
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    prolly El Paso
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you could empty your colostomy bag in a fjord instead of your kitchen sink.
     
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    yeah, but it takes a lot of weeding through the "ugly" to find a decent looking Japanese broad...I do like their culture, though
     
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    K
     
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    Unless you wanna live in a Compton-like environment, you'll have to pay your own way
     
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    Australia seems like it might be alright except for all the poisonous spiders and snakes. :dontknow:

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  20. Harry Gibbs

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    oh don't even act like you don't poop through a hole into a bag you have taped to your stomach or that your b-hole isn't sewn shut.