Entertainment If there was a pill that guaranteed cock growth of 2"-5" but reduced your height the same amount

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  1. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    Would you take it?
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    If there was a pill that did the opposite Jonah Falcon would be a center in the NBA.

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  4. rolltide

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    ^This

    Never had a problem with the amount of swinging death between my legs.....now if it could make me beer can thick...
     
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    To go from 6 to 8 inches and only lose two inches in height? Sure, I would still be 6 ft tall. I'm in!
     
  7. duuuude

    duuuude Well-Known Member

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    howchie would def take it. tee hee
     
  8. Chriza

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    Hell fucking no. I have an 8" boner now and women complain that it hurts when I longdick them. Two to five more inches is the LAST thing I need.
     
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    I'd take another inch of thickness, though. :bigthink
     
  10. ChimneySweep

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    Simply posting online gives everyone an 8" penis without losing any height, so why would anyone do this?
     
  11. ScottBaiosPenis

    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    as my dad said being short is fine, it makes your dick look bigger
     
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    What idiot would agree to this?? A much better deal would be to having give up a few inches of dick lentgh to gain a few inches in height....
     
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    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

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    Who me? Nope. I'm 6'8", 420 pounds, and have a three foot dick.
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  14. BrulesRules

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    I'd take two inches worth....still be 6 foot with an almost 9 inch dong. :yes:
     
  15. icypussy

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    This
     
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    No, women care way more about a guy being tall than whether you have a 10 inch schlong
     
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    I'm 6'1" and 6 1/2" and thick (or so I've been told).

    I'll stay the way I am, thanks.
     
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    Those adds on the porn tube sites don't work bro.....
     
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  19. The Filthy Beast

    The Filthy Beast D-Cent!!!! Gold

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    Fuck that annoying faggot
     
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    Nah
     
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