If there was one person in the world you could punch in the face, who would it be?

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  1. RenchFries

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    Without one hint of a doubt:

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    he actually came to mind when i read your thread title :jj:

    i would also love to spartan kick Sting down a well :coffee:
     
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    Why?

    I mean, yes, he's a posturing idiot, but he's actually raised more money for people impoverished in the Third World than you or I or a dozen people we know will ever raise.
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    My answer would be no one because one punch to the face resolves nothing.
     
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    can't buy forgiveness.
     
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    Who? Bono?
     
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    Sep 23, 2010 - Bono's ONE foundation under fire for giving little over 1% of funds to charity

    The non-profit organisation set up by the U2 frontman received almost £9.6million in donations in 2008 but handed out only £118,000 to good causes (1.2 per cent).

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ion-giving-tiny-percentage-funds-charity.html


    It's just wine and cheese parties for rich people to write off. Like that Beth and her north shore animal league.
     
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    i would punch my ex sister in law
     
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    I couldn't think of anyone prior to opening this thread but now I want to punch FTM. :)
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    one time she left a note on my window "I'm watching you"
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    :lo5:
     
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    He annoys the shit out of me with his holier-than-thou bullshit.

    And his band sucks.

    I don't give a fuck about the third world.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    oh and i would punch my mom for huffing paint in front of my 15 year old brother
     
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    I have that effect on people. :c
     
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    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    Sure it does. Makes you feel good for a while.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    and i would punch my sister for breaking into my house and stealing my sons penny bank money
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    and i would punch that black guy who stole my chain!
     
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    Well, you did leave your tv on during the "Breaking Bad" marathon. :fil:
     
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    well in this thread, yes.

    i feel similarly about Bill Gates: giving to charities after you've ripped off people who put their trust in you, is easy. giving to charities when it potentially hurts you personally is a mitzvah. Bono seems to be in the Bill Gates category, so he doesn't get a pass from me for being a self-righteous, self-aggrandizing asshole.
     
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    then you should aim lower: you will feel better for a lot longer.