if they divorced would beths show biz gigs all dry up?

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    In a matter of months it would be as if she never existed!
     
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    It would probably be a boost, at least short term. The divorce would get her in the news, she'd be able to do Real Housewives, the kinda crap where being a doofus everyone hates is an asset.
     
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    What if he insist on buying her silence? Maybe already stipulated in the prenup
     
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    It wouldn't matter.

    Her star fucking years are waning as her face grows long and wonky.

    But she will find a penis worth a million or fifty and fuck it dry until she gets another ring on the finger and a home in some exclusive area that most of us are not privy to because we work for a living.
     
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    ^she would be Katie lee right now a shit
     
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    When they finally split up, the show will get good again and Beth will try really hard to get booked on shows like Ellen and Anderson Cooper.
    These shows cater to housewives that hate Howard, and Beth's only claim to fame will be that she castrated the king of all media.
    She will become a darling with old ladies and housewives by bashing Howard and they will accept her because she castrated the guy they all hate.
    I predict Howard will take the high road and within a month, nobody will remember her or care what she has to say about animos.
    Her influence on our favorite show has been huge, her absence will really good for the radio show.
    Maybe Howard will start putting in an effort again.
     
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    Her career will be as dry as Betty White's snatch

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    Faster than you can say "big orange marble"
     
  9. Quite Frankly

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    Most producers on major shows sit around sleeping, waiting for F-listers' agents to call asking for a booking. When they wake up, they lightly peruse their emails then check out some teen anal. Even "producers" like that would blow off this 40-something Beth Cat Lady that no one's ever heard of.
     
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    I think she had to sign a deal with the devil when they were married. She won't be able to bash him if she takes the money.
     
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    I fail to see the down side of this.
     
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    Is the sky blue in Utopia?
     
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    There has to be a body of work first before it can dry up.
     
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    They wont just dry up, they will be clandestinely blocked.
     
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    celebrity rehab
     
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    If they divorced, would Beth still be considered in show business?
     
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    Remember Howard said that you wouldn't even know he was fucking with u
     
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    faster than her pussies dries up when wiggy wants sex.
     
  20. AGT Blows

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    Her only chance at fame after the divorce is to recreate the marriage in cuckold porn.