If this weekend gets worse

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  1. eliasbboy

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    I may just have to investigate the age old question "can I microwave my own head?"

    Just for my own personal knowledge, roughly how many Hari Kari jokes is okay before one needs to seek professional help? Not help with the Hari Kari of course, although a delivery service would have it's benefits.
     
  2. MrWarmth

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    I don't WHAT you're talking about, I'm just here to remind everybody that I'm a VIP! :hat:
     
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    I know the "P" stands for PRICK! I'm just not sure about the "V" and the "I".
     
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    according to the movie KICK-ASS, the answer to your question is YES

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    The V stands for "You can kiss my pimpled ass"
    And the I stands for "Fuck you and everybody who looks like you"
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I always enjoyed the "attempted" suicides. You finally give in to the fact that you will never do anything right, and life has just become a series of failures and disappointments. Then, you screw up the last thing you ever planned on doing. Brutal. Just brutal.
     
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    Mr.warmth probably got his nickname from that wet feeling he wakes up to every morning in bed
     
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    Jesus Eliasbboy, you make Ivarr seem cheerful.
     
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    I just became a big fan of yours.:hump:
     
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    It's MrWarmth....not Mr. warmth. Go fucking kill yourself already
     
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    Just one of those weeks. I just got done repairing the door I ripped off the hinges. Tomorrow I make a trip to Home Depot to repair the rest. :rolleyes:

    Good news is I no longer fear hell, AND geek time is cancelled tomorrow. So no matter how things go, I can revel in the fact I'm not Ralph.
     
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    If only I could find a way to end my misery by increasing Mr........warmth's.
     
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    You no longer fear he'll? Oh now EVERYTHING is clear!
     
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    Start charging people for this Snuff Film of a site
     
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    And why did you rip the door off the hinges?
     
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    It's as clear as the liquid dripping from your shriveled prick onto you old balls. :jj:
     
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    First it looked at me funny, and I'll be damned if I'm going to take that shot from something in my own home. Apparently the Tupperware incident in 2006 didn't teach everything around here a lesson.

    Secondly, I was in the middle or an argument and left to avoid fireworks and as I closed the door behind me the shit hit the proverbial fan.

    And that's precisely when I heard that fucking door snicker.
     
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    It's a broad's fault. I should have known.