If Today is Your Last Day ..... Whatcha Gonna Do ?

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  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I won a pile of money in a casino last night. Today, I will party like it's 1999!!!!


    I might even subscribe to Howard TV.
     
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    dude New Member

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    Congrats! How much did you win? And can I have some? Your not gonna need it on the other side!
     
  3. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Give my son a big hug, then find some bitches and

    BANG BANG BANG!!!!!!
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  4. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Get up and go to work just like I do every other damned day. :facepalm:
     
  5. hoodwink

    hoodwink Well-Known Member

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    ^^This....
     
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    :bigthink: I would tell my dad see you in hell and mom I love you. Then I would go get drunk with a hooker.
     
  7. 1Vegasgirl

    1Vegasgirl Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Guess there would be no need to update our will.:snicker:
     
  8. HowieStearn

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    [h=2]"If Today is Your Last Day ..... Whatcha Gonna Do ?"[/h]I'm gonna jerk off 6 times in a row, of course :hhh:


    well, maybe 3
     
  9. Wesmantooth

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    Yea I might get in an extra jerk or see if the wife will finally blow me for once :jj:
     
  10. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    If i knew it was definitely the end and not some silly superstition , i would just stay home and spend time with my girl and her daughter. Maybe eat lots of junk food that i dont usually eat and watch disney Jr all day with them.
     
  11. Gusbuss

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    I would be thrilled if it was the last day

    I hate the holidays..
     
  12. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    I have an ex that I still see on occasion. I'd call her up and ask her if she's up for some good doomsday dinner and then I'd crack open a bottle of Makers Mark and have a fun night with her until it's all over.

    I've never done coke, but if I could score some, it'd be a hell of a time to give it a shot.
     
  13. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    10 large. It made my personal life a noine.


    I would give you some of the money, but you would probably spend it on medicine and heat.
     
  14. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Maybe I will finally get up the nerve and ask the hot blonde milf Inga who lives next door to me to suck me off.
     
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    It was to happen at sunrise. I loved those BoBo's out there that are in hiding in every hole in ground/cave :hilarious: Can't wait to hear about them coming out in a few years thinking humanity was gone.
     
  16. kippy

    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Die!
     
  17. Lou Skunt

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    I'm down with the coke idea. Want to try heroin and X too. I need about three Doomsdays to get out the poison. :dance: