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If Today is Your Last Day ..... Whatcha Gonna Do ?

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  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Working Out My Demons VIP

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    I won a pile of money in a casino last night. Today, I will party like it's 1999!!!!


    I might even subscribe to Howard TV.
     
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    Congrats! How much did you win? And can I have some? Your not gonna need it on the other side!
     
  3. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... VIP

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    Give my son a big hug, then find some bitches and

    BANG BANG BANG!!!!!!
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  4. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Shot Dead

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    Get up and go to work just like I do every other damned day. :facepalm:
     
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    ^^This....
     
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    :bigthink: I would tell my dad see you in hell and mom I love you. Then I would go get drunk with a hooker.
     
  7. 1Vegasgirl

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    Guess there would be no need to update our will.:snicker:
     
  8. HowieStearn

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    [h=2]"If Today is Your Last Day ..... Whatcha Gonna Do ?"[/h]I'm gonna jerk off 6 times in a row, of course :hhh:


    well, maybe 3
     
  9. Wesmantooth

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    Yea I might get in an extra jerk or see if the wife will finally blow me for once :jj:
     
  10. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    If i knew it was definitely the end and not some silly superstition , i would just stay home and spend time with my girl and her daughter. Maybe eat lots of junk food that i dont usually eat and watch disney Jr all day with them.
     
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    I would be thrilled if it was the last day

    I hate the holidays..
     
  12. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Shot Dead

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    I have an ex that I still see on occasion. I'd call her up and ask her if she's up for some good doomsday dinner and then I'd crack open a bottle of Makers Mark and have a fun night with her until it's all over.

    I've never done coke, but if I could score some, it'd be a hell of a time to give it a shot.
     
  13. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Working Out My Demons VIP

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    10 large. It made my personal life a noine.


    I would give you some of the money, but you would probably spend it on medicine and heat.
     
  14. GaryPuppet

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    Maybe I will finally get up the nerve and ask the hot blonde milf Inga who lives next door to me to suck me off.
     
  15. Vashier

    Vashier Editor In Chief DawgShed News

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    It was to happen at sunrise. I loved those BoBo's out there that are in hiding in every hole in ground/cave :hilarious: Can't wait to hear about them coming out in a few years thinking humanity was gone.
     
  16. kippy

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    Die!
     
  17. Lou Skunt

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    I'm down with the coke idea. Want to try heroin and X too. I need about three Doomsdays to get out the poison. :dance:
     

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