Politics If Trump is President, what will Milania's cause/platform be as first lady?

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    Michelle has healthy school lunches for kids.

    Nancy had just say no to drugs.



    What will Mrs. Trump be passionate about?


    English as a second language? How to bag a billionaire? Where to go to get the best fake tits money can buy?
     
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    Hotness!!!

    Melania will teach "Murrcan fatasses to "put ze bag o Cheetoz DOWN, love".

    :c
     
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    stalk her twitter and let me know
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    thanks
     
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    Nothing. Just the way it should be.
     
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    Teaching young girls the golddigging game.
     
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    Two tranny first ladies, what are the odds?
     
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    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    A first lady we could be proud of. You know Michelle Obama's big fat ass was the target of snickering in about 40 different languages. What an embarrassment to our great country.

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    I dunno but that bitch's accent is fucking annoying.

    Combined with her "my pussy doesnt stink" attitude (and we all know it stinks), I cant stand to listen to more than 2 seconds of that bitch.

    Deport this illegal bitch already.

    100% clown:

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    Some how i just cant picture Barack tapping Michelle doggy style and delivering the goods.
     
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    If i gave you ear plugs and head phones, would you like to watch her tickle her clit?
     
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    Yeah, but never forget they fist each other.

     
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    She is a super model compared to any First Lady since Jackie Kennedy. She dressed nice, didn't speak out too much or a ram a bullshit program down your throat.

     
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    He'd pull out a turnip:grad:
     
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    I've checked out her twitter. That's what it's there for right?. Mostly pics of Central Park/ NYC Skyline from her pad in Trump Tower. Some pics of Mar A Lago and pics out the airplane window between the 2 places. She seems to be a nice person and she has some artistic sensibilities judging from the quality of her pics.
     
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    Don't forget, she used to play linebacker at Oregon State.
     
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    Oh, how I adore her!!!
     
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    Right, she knows how to keep her mouth shut.
     
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    Reducing Blue Balls Around the Country! USA USA USA!
     
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    Double Post, My Bad!