If u could hAve sex w/ one element Wut would it b?

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Me?
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This one


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    the fifth
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    /end of thread/
     
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    remind me not to invite you over for a dip in our pool
     
  5. Vyb

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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Milla Jovavich is not hot

    There I fucking said it
     
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    :sgay::sgay::sgay::sgay:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She didn't look that great in that movie, but I'd hit it with unbridled glee.

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    Surprise.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No dude

    She has a fucked up face and she's only in shitty movies

    She can die for all I care
     
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    is robins ass juice considered an element
     
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    Kryton, the sex would be very boring with it being a noble gas and all but what the hell.
     
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    She's pseudo hot. No real body, needs a lot of makeup, tries real hard to act sexy. If she never got into acting she'd probably be a mail order bride. :jj:
     
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    my father in law, he's dead
     
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    That isn't a fucking element, mouse!!!!! It's Chloride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Cl" in the Table of Elements!!!!!! :facepalm:

    I was in Chemistry Honors in high school. :cheer:
     
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    My chemistry teacher looked just like Colonel Sanders. :jj:
     
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    bagel