If u had howard's phone num and could crank him what would u say?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by knu3421, May 27, 2012.

  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    ? 5 fucking star thread salOon bitches!
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Fucking I phone sucks!
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...everyone thinks youre a sellout howard and we want pics of beths european mpdeling days.
     
  4. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I'd yell the fact of the matter is
     
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    Hi this is ferell's hair systems. We have recently encountered a shortage of young Indian native hair. Until this shortage is resolved the prices will be increased twenty-fold to tamp down demand. Are you comfortable with this?
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Where is your wig right now? Howard says what? I'd say u better go catch it... Click
     
  7. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Do you have Prince Albert in a thick beer can?
     
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    i remember when that old lady used to prank call him(call the wrong number)

    that was amusing. i wonder now if that story was even real
     
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    :c
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    We are calling about the new bee virus and human disease associated with it.
    We are not sure what other insects may be carriers.
    We appreciate your discretion in this matter.
     
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    Hi it's Dana Plato. " thanks for pushing me over the edge "
     
  12. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    It's Beth's Doctor...........She's Pregnant,and it's an Ugly baby.That's right,it must be yours.
     
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    i would say... hello to his answering service.
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    I would identify myself as a police officer and tell him one (or both) of his parents were dead.
     
  15. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I'd remotely piss on him. I don't know how
     
  16. EricThMidgetSux

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    I prank! I prank!!!
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    I know what you did last summer!
     
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    "Hello this is Nacho. Can I speak with Beth please."
     
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    I would tell him that every time he mentions Beth on his show, I kill a puppy.
     
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    I am your banker you lost all your marbles.