If u saw howard and beth walking down the street what would u say to them?

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    i would say to howard your daughter looks amazing

    u?
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'd spit on them just to see Howard run for cover.
     
  3. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Can you kick me back a few bucks for the bait and switch a few years back?
     
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    Howard, I've got $300 worth of sirius equipment that doesn't work. Got a few bills to help a brother?
     
  5. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    i would asking him why he is walking a horse instead of riding one.
     
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    Is that a Hermes bag or is Beffie dragging behind or Bianca?
     
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  7. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    This. You know he wouldn't man up and hit you. He'd run like he did from the bum.
     
  8. meanredhed

    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I would act like I had no idea who they were. Or, if I was with a friend, I would point past them and say "look, isn't that Amanda Peet?"
     
  9. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    "Where is your midget bodyguard, Ricketyman?"

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  10. Guts83

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    Hey Beth... Why the long face?
     
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    shit i thought you said Walking Dead ... fuck beth and howard fuck them in their ass


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    Caster Fly New Member Banned User

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    I would probably just go with the point and laugh, I bet that would drive them nuts.
     
  13. Guts83

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    Hey imus, when did you start dating Sarah Jessica Parker?
     
  14. tHISisKiSSeL

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    i would tell HS how much i love him and how much the show has meant to me. no matter what he is now he was greatness. i would say nothing to beth.
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    yeah that's what i was thinking..
     
  16. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i know id like it if they just heard me laugh "heh heh" as i past them otherwise id just ignore them for the look at me snobs they are. im not star struck by howard stern or his horse faced call girl wife. that fucking wedding dress yikes.
     
  17. Guts83

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    Hey Howard... Fuck you and the horse you're walking with :D
     
  18. punkinpie

    punkinpie New Member

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    Pointing at Beth "Howard, seriously, when are you going to figure this shit out?"
     
  19. Guts83

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    I would sing kanye wests gold digger right in front of him.
     
  20. ryanv1978

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    say it aint so Howard