WTF If u were a Cannibal, how would cook Chris Christie

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  1. Pickle Jar

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    Roasted with carrots and potatoes.
     
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    Deep fried, he'd taste like chicken.
     
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    You'd have to find a way to drain some of the fat.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    What is the name of that technique where you cook duck in it's own rendered lard?
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    Add herbs and spices like these guys did.
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    you'd likely have to cure him or something

    if you regular cooked him he'd go bad when you were only 10% through him
     
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    Probably roasted. After plucking.



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    Confit
     
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    only good for making candles
     
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    confit

    Just did a sous vide on a venison filet!
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Go on with your bad self.
     
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    Krispy Kreme deep fryer with custard filling
     
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    His fat ass alone could feed a starving African village for a year.
     
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    First I would render the lard into heating oil for the house all winter. Then send the rest to an African village to live off of for many moons.
     
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    Could make a lot of Gyro's with that loaf.

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    And still fill your freezer with some choice cuts.

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    with that much fat you have to go low and slow. 225 for about 18 hours over cherry wood.
     
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