If we inspected your home with a black-light

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    What would we find splattered on your walls?


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  2. BleedingGums

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    Mercy post

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    No one wants to face the question! :grad:
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Old man jizz, found an old 1980s dildo with exploded batteries on a closet shelf. Some sexy young couple lived here before us but before them was the insane old British couple who remodeled the place...this dildo looks like an old ass 80s dildo. I'm sitting on it now to check if it still works.
     
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    Bobtraw is a thread saver! :grad:
     
  7. Greasy

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    My room looks like the NYC skyline at night.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    Robert of Trawr! :derp:
     
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    unfortunately, bacon grease.
     
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    My walls are spotless :fil: I have a Rainbow vacuum cleaner :D
     
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    walls are all good
    the bed i cant be so sure of
     
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    Ejaculate DNA, its my cock I stroke it when I want to.
     
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    true story. when me and my wife started dating, she came over. we popped extacy and fucked all night. anyways.. i bought a black light for the occasion. i turned it on, and there was white splatter all above my head board. :jj:
     
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    I would be more surprised as to where there isn't jizz. :c
     
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    I can't shoot ropes
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    RRR's vag discharge.
     
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