If/when Artie ODs or commits suicide will Howard attend the funeral?

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  1. aquadog

    aquadog Well-Known Member

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    And if not what excuse will he use?
     
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    yes, at the very least US magazine will be there...probably a few famous people too
     
  3. chuk

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    It all depends on whether Beth stubs her toe in the shower that morning.
     
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    I'm gonna vote for a no vote here. He is very busy with meetings and things. He is very sorry he can't attend, he really wishes he could but this has been planned for a long time and people from out of town are in and what are they supposed to do? Come to Artie's funeral with Howard?
     
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    no and why should he? they are not friends.
     
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    He will send a sandwich tray like he did for Ronnie's Mom's shiva. He's a verrrrrrrry busy man, you know....
     
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    100%. Artie is his bro. They are rock-solid.
     
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    Only if
    He is guaranteed 5 seats in the first row
    Artie's estate guarantees there will be at least 10 photographers outside of the service to take pictures of Beth and only Beth.
    Artie's estate agrees to pick up his expenses
    Artie's estate informs all guests not to talk to or look at Howard
    Artie's estate agrees to put out a press release about how distraught Howie was
    Artie's estate agrees to roll out the red carpet for Beth.
    Artie's estate agrees to have the service and burial on a day when they are in the city so they won't have to commute form the Hamptons.

    If all these conditions are met and put in writing, Howie and Beth MIGHT decide to show up.
    if any of the conditions are not met, Howie will be suing Artie's estate for breech on contract.
     
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    C'mon people, get a grip. It's just a human, not a dog for Christ's sake!
     
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    No. Beth already has an appointment for that day to be re shoe'd and Howard needs to be there to calm her as she tends to kick. Can't have a lawsuit.
     
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    Nope!
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    He was attending Tim's
     
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    Depends where and how much media coverage......
     
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    Of course not - Artie is not a close friend like Ed Bradley.
     
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    I don't think he'd show.
    definitely some mumbo jumbo excuse about being out of town
     
  18. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Beth will need to break out her black frame glasses so she looks the part again.

    What a fucking twat...her and Howard....going to Natasha Richardsons funeral like two phonies.

    Beth is a fucking nobody barely hanging onto a shred of fame.
     
  19. BethsZygote

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    He will definitely be there. Aritie's layout will draw hundreds of comics (read: tv cameras).

    Beff will be wearing a horse blanket by John Varvatos.
     
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    That depends--how famous will Artie be at the time of his demise?