If you are alone for Valentine's Day......

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by wife is a whore, Feb 14, 2012.

  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    you think its OK to break out naked pics and videos of ex girlfriends and jerk off all over your self? I'm going on like day five or six of no wacking, so I think I need to purge the system, before the pipes get all gummed up. I don't know if it is going to bring up old feelings and some depression, or it will be a little moment of nostalgia. Yeah, grudge fucking a hooker would be Option A, but I'm running a little tight with cash after paying for some home repairs w/ my Super Bowl winnings.

    What say you?
     
  2. kellyg

    kellyg New Member

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    I say if u got them, use them, its free porn!
     
  3. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    That's what those videos/ pics are there for. If you start feeling nostalgic, THINK about all those ex's faults after you're done and cleaned up.
     
  4. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    I say you suck at starting threads.
     
  5. wife is a whore

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    I was planning on thinking of their faults while my eyes are closed envisioning hate fuck fantasies. Think Max Hardcore on Meth. Well, that is redundant. Think Max on Meth, with no fear of charges being filed.

    What's that Billy?? Oh, OK. PM me your address and I'll mail you my catch rag so you can have a snack, fuck face.
     
  6. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Jerk off on yourself?

    Sounds gay.
     
  7. kellyg

    kellyg New Member

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    LOL agreed!
     
  8. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    Please tell me that your AV is a pic of your shitty back tattoo so I can laugh even harder at you. :pray:
     
  9. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    There's a reason they're an ex.
     
  10. hofo

    hofo New Member

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    I think you should grudge fuck a hooker.
     
  11. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm not alone tonight, I'm going out with your wife. Cause she's a whore.
     
  12. wife is a whore

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    You got something against Die Hard??? Well then the Pole Smoking Manson wannabe in your avatar must be you. How's graveyard shift at the gloryhole treating you?

    Yippee ki yay mutha fucka.

     
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  13. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Go for it, get the poison out before someone gets hurt.
    Oh, and always wear safety glasses when jerking off on yourself. :grad:
     
  14. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    i gotta go with this
     
  15. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Why do you need a special day to do this?
     
  16. darthnilus

    darthnilus New Member

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    No kidding, go for the cummy tummy brah!
     
  17. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Yeah really, guy must be repressed or something.