IF YOU ARE EMPLOYED - What is the profession of your employment? PLEASE SHARE

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  1. Feltspot

    Feltspot Well-Known Member

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    My real name is Earl Himes

    I am a commercial airline pilot for United Airlines.

    I have flown around United States and Canada from over 10 years now.

    I have two children, a daughter and a son and a wonderful wife.

    What do you do? Please share and post a picture of yourself as well if you feel up to it.

    I may later but want to make sure its a nice one to avoid mockery.

    Have a good Memorial Day weekend DawgShed folks!!

    Earl.
     
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    I'll never fly again.
     
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    Fuck off felch.
     
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    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile VIP

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    take a picture it will last longer
     
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    Work in the video game industry in Toronto

    live in st.catharines ontario

    getting married this September


    no pic for you!
     
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    It's a secret. My job doesn't want me to tell anyone , for fear of bad press. I would have to clear it through our PR dept.
     
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    My real name is Zach Robinson

    I am a Zebra employed at a petting zoo here in Southern California

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    I am the owner of an NBA Franchise in So Cal, at least for the time being.
     
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    I raise boneless chickens.
    If the OP needs a pic of him and his family, I have a few. :D
     
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    Why fuck around with a serious effort to have a little give and take here at the Dawgshed?
     
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    Welcome to dawgs
     
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    Self employed. Ex hockey player. I invest in thoroughbred horses and getting into real estate soon. :dance2:

    NO PIC FOR YOU!

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    Only pics and info I have dealt out is to the the two shedders I took to Ranger games and that's only because I think they wanted to make sure they weren't going to meet up with a psycho. :snicker:
     
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    I was being sincere. :dontknow:
     
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    Before I start, I was wondering if you have a golden retriever?

    Anyway congratulations! You made it in your mind, but your dream life sounds like my nightmare. Your job is cool, but I definitely wouldn't want two children because I have difficulty juggling my own life, let alone being responsible for three others. I also do not like children. But if you can handle it, more power to you.

    I have two jobs: I am a janitor at a high school in the morning and afternoon and I wax the floors of a local mall after the mall closes. It's not glamorous work and the training session was only about five minutes, but it's enough to afford my small apartment and to take care of my dog. I also have a great girlfriend, and I couldn't be happier.

    Here's a pic of me. I'm no Brad Pitt, but at least I look better than Wig.



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