If you are invited to a kids birthday party, and you have no kids

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  1. Shamrock12

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    What the fuck do you do while there???
     
  2. Lemmy

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    I don't go. Fuck that.....I'm only invited to supply more gifts.
     
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    Cake farting
     
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    um...hang out with the adults? Did you think you would have to play with the kids? :wtf:
     
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    I said no I am not going...
     
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    Wear something low cut showing off your huge tits and give the kids/horny dads a thrill.
     
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    drink, social with the parents, have fun?
     
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    I guess I am just super antisocial
     
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    Go around telling all the other parents what a wonderful life you have without kids and that you have so much freedom and time since you don't have some parasite dragging you down taking all your money :)
     
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    Hang out and talk to the other adults, play ball or whatever the kids are doing, eat, have a couple of cocktails and go home having gotten your kid fix so happy that they are theirs and not yours. :beer:
     
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    You're probably stuck buying the kid a present no matter whether you go or not.
     
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    :cheer:
     
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    I just cant find the motivation to put pants on
     
  14. Satori Brah

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    tell them someday they will be able to post on a message board :yes:
     
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    I've already had a pretty productive morning, almost finished Tomb Raider
     
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    :flowers:
     
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    The kids parties can be a lot of fun, you should at least check it out. If anyone asks you if you have children or if you want children, you simply tell them you are more than happy to get your kid fix enjoying theirs. Its shuts them right up. :jj:
     
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  20. Satori Brah

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    you need to calm down, EJ :what: