If you aren't brining your turkey yet, better get that bird in the juice

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  1. gwartney

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    24 hours is the optimum time to brine :grad:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'll brine your face
     
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    no need to brine
     
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    Roasted chicken breast FTW. Fuck turkey.
     
  5. gwartney

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    I disagree. I didn't start brining until about 5 years ago and it has really amped up the flavor and tenderness. I don't have to mess with injections, butter under the skin, and all the other stuff people do to try to make them tender.
     
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    are you bining it?
     
  7. gwartney

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    My face will look like it's been brined when I have turkey grease and cranberry sauce smeared all over it tomorrow.
     
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  8. Lemmy

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    What the fuck is bining?
     
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    aren't you the guy with the fat belly in the wheel barrel?
     
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    :facepalm:
     
  11. gwartney

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    Very similar to him but that is gwarn1 and he would have called you a dickface for confusing us.
     
  12. Lemmy

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    I was drooling over some briskets at Costco (figuratively) and I'd love to do one for Thanksgiving but I gots to work. :bigcry:
     
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    cus them blacks wont kill themselves
     
  14. Lemmy

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    Um, yes they will. :eek:
     
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    Any rioting in Cleveland this week? Dallas had some copycat protesters block I35 last night. It looked more like a party than a protest.
     
  16. Lemmy

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    I never said I work (allegedly) in Cleveland. :c

    No rioting. Some protestors blocked a highway for a while last night. It looks like most of them were from a hipster college not to far outta town.
     
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