If you care about the Net Neutrality stuff this is pretty funny.

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  1. DrivenByDemons

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    Not that it really matters but the guy makes a great point that everyone can understand. Even the 98% of you alls that don't care about this shit.

    http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...28-8kbps-slow-lane-in-net-neutrality-protest/

    Lots of people are angry about FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler's Internet "fast lane" proposal that would let Internet service providers charge Web services for priority access to consumers. But one Web hosting service called NeoCities isn't just writing letters to the FCC. Instead, the company found the FCC's internal IP address range and throttled all connections to 28.8Kbps speeds.

    "Since the FCC seems to have no problem with this idea, I've (through correspondence) gotten access to the FCC's internal IP block, and throttled all connections from the FCC to 28.8kbps modem speeds on the Neocities.org front site, and I'm not removing it until the FCC pays us for the bandwidth they've been wasting instead of doing their jobs protecting us from the 'keep America's internet slow and expensive forever' lobby," NeoCities creator Kyle Drake wrote yesterday.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    thats kinda cool
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I want to have sex with young boys
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

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    If more popular websites started doing this it would really get the point across.
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    yea but i bet most of those faggits have their hands in the cookie jar as well
     
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    what's this have to do with schmoopy?
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

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    We are doomed. Can you imagine when porn gets throttled to 128k or some shit. FUCK!!!!!
     
  8. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i still have like 40 gigs worth of pr0n to fap it to on my old Dell laptop
     
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    We can go into the print buisness and bring back all of those great porn magazines.
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

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    I deleted all mine. I figure why waste drive space when there is so much out there ready to fire up at a moments notice.
     
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    Cool story bro (seriously)!
     
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    I'm too old. :down:
     
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    that's awesome
     
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    My eyes rolled to the back of my dented head after reading the first sentence.
     
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    [video=youtube;htHSyum5SUk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htHSyum5SUk[/video]
     
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