It's gotta be somewhat factual, not too opinionated, short and to the point so as to really flummox Gay Howard and so you can get it out in the open before he has a tizzy fit and hangs up. I'm talking about stuff that will really get to him, not just "you suck". Here are a few: 1. The endless show filler consisting of celebrity and whack pack impersonators and the same five callers stopped being funny a long time ago and just feels lazy. 2. Why hasn't the cat shelter been completed after all these years of fund raising? 3. Where can we view an accounting of the charitable contributions for the cat shelter? 4. Do the many celebrities who have contributed to the cat shelter feel cheated that there has been no progress since its inception and their money has likely been thrown away? 5. Why do you think your listeners care about washed up celebrities who haven't been relevant for a long time like Joan Rivers and Kasey Kasem? 6. What happened to all the content you promoted when coming to Sirius? Almost all of the shows have been pulled as well as the TV content you promised would reappear some time ago. 7. Why didn't the Howard TV crew get a proper sendoff like they deserved for all of their loyal years of service and great on-air contributions? Those guys really deserved better.