WTF If You Could Be Any Kind Of Animal

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  1. Pig

    Pig The original Dorb VIP Gold

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    What animal would you pick and where would you want to live?
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, prolly. Thanks.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    A blue whale. The ocean, I guess.
     
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    FeetToTaste Well-Known Member VIP

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    Would have sex.
     
  6. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Can I get a quick number crunch here?
     
  7. rolltide

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    Who didn't see this coming?
     
  8. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    this animal
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  9. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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  10. Pig

    Pig The original Dorb VIP Gold

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    Mark I know you are hungry but be patient and I will let you suck on my dirty pig balls and deep tongue my pig bunghole.
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  11. JonGnagyBeard

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    Down under

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  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So, is your whole thing that you pretend to be an actual pig on the internet? :wtf:
     
  13. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I thought of that first.
     
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    Pig The original Dorb VIP Gold

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    An imaginary pig like the one in your sexual fantasies.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Wow man. That's really cool. :backlol:
     
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    Pig The original Dorb VIP Gold

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    Chriza, you can have seconds after mark finishes with my bunghole tongueing.
     
  17. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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  18. Pig

    Pig The original Dorb VIP Gold

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    Geez! He looks almost human in that pose.
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Would smash.
     
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    slab0meat negative creep

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