if you could fuck the person of your dreams

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    But you would 100 percent get herpes would you?
     
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  2. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Don't worry. Nobody's gonna choose you, so you won't spread your herpes.
     
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  3. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    but what i give them herpes.
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    No dummy they would give it to you
     
  6. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    can't get it twice dummy.
     
  7. Mr Sinister

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    No waddya retarded
     
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  8. Mr Sinister

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    Team fat cuck 24/7 365
     
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    Your wife has herpes?????? :bigcry:
     
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  10. BleedingGums

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    #TeamFattydaFaggot 24/7 365
     
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    Yes
     
  12. Stu Blumpkin

    Stu Blumpkin Well-Known Member

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    Fuck no. That shit is nasty.
     
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  13. Chriza

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    No. And if I got to fuck the person of my dreams, I'd probably jizz right away anyway. :jj:
     
  14. Mr Sinister

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    :yes:
     
  15. SorryBoff

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    What kind of herpes? A fever blister once a yr or like, mega herpes?

    <<<<<This would be impossible to turn down, I mean if I weren't married.
     
  16. FunnyFarm2

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    Not unless I could marry this person for the rest of my life. A one time deal is out of the question.
     
  17. Danas Boyfrien

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    My gf got it from riding the tractor in her bikini. :grad:
     
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    Stu finally made it over.......:yay:
     
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    That's dumb... how could I give myself herpes? :hersh:
     
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  20. EasyJesus

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