If you could get John Hein alone in a room.............

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  1. Feltspot

    Feltspot Well-Known Member

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    If you could get John Hein alone in a room.............

    and were sure there would be no threat of legal issues...

    and could openly do what had to be done........

    what would you do?

    Would you?

    A. Force him to name name about his blow job stories or ELSE

    B. Force him to speak without his ridiculous western Pennsylvania accent or ELSE

    C. Take his geek time briefcase and notes and do business with them

    or other not mentioned??
     
  2. BudBudha

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    D- elbow him in the throat then give him a stone cold stunner.
     
  3. knu3421

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    Take him to burger king and shove a whopper in his ugly ass mouth.
     
  4. BrulesRules

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    I'd bring Jason Kaplan and make Jon give him a tossed salad with plenty of condiments.
     
  5. Markijuano

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    E. Throw his fat ass on a treadmill
     
  6. knu3421

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    I'd scream in his ear.... "good morning everyBODY" 100 times
     
  7. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    I'd make him drink a dozen Cokes and eat a bowl full of Skittles. Then I'd flush his insulin and just wait.

    That or I'd strip him nekkid and throw baloney at his ass.
     
  8. Tinman

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    I'd shove that fence he's been sitting on the for last couple of years straight up his ass, then ask for his oldest daughters hand in marriage.
     
  9. koclem

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    I would ask why he posts here and sfn as "John Hein is God" and not just "John Hein"
     
  10. Feltspot

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    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooddd MOrning Everybodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
     
  11. Wangold

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    Ask him if he really scissor kicked Angela Lansbury.
     
  12. knu3421

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    tell him he jumped the shark long ago
     
  13. hackpack

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    I would have to give him a blowjob, all those girls had to find something appealing about it right? /notgay
     
  14. Shine

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    I ain't going in any room alone with that faggot
     
  15. joe361

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    Without losing sight of that weirdo, backup and leave the room as quickly as possible. Go direcly to the airpost and put at least two states between us.
     
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    He is so fat he couldn't jump a sheet of paper
     
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    Ask why he doesn't let his daughters have a tv in their rooms. Hypocritical cunt.
     
  18. sludge

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    I would force him to admit he masturbates just like the rest of us.
    I would also like to smack the glasses off his face and poke him in the eyes.
     
  19. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Strap his head back ala' Clockwork Orange, force his mouth open and squeeze endless bottles of ketchup and mustard down his throat, seeing how he's a fucking weirdo that can't stand condiments.
     
  20. Feltspot

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    Rip a shirt off his body and stuff it in his mouth till he throws up