Stern Show If you could go back in time 10 years and offer one piece of advice to Howard...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Bobby Axelrod, Apr 20, 2016.

  1. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    What would you say to him?
     
  2. scoobyla

    scoobyla Well-Known Member

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    i woudnt waste my time saying anything to him
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Beth will be a huge star... dump your job and become her manager
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    The man is filthy rich. He doesn't need advice from some schlub on a message board.
     
  5. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Bet on Florida to win the BCS national championship.
     
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    Retire before you embarrass yourself.
     
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    I'd say, "Howard, listen to your Father. Don't be stupid you moron, retire now while you still have some dignity."
     
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    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    make artie go to an intensive 3 month rehab and fat camp
     
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    Beer Can Well-Known Member

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    Ten years ago, the damage was already done.
     
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    Marry someone less annoying.
     
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    Shut up, sit down.
     
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    Choke yourself
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Become a judge on any reality show that will take you. The ratings will go through the roof and your long time fans will love it.
     
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    Dump Benjy, hire actual comedy people.
     
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    MadWoman777 Well-Known Member

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    Take care of your hair.
     
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    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    "you should never attempt to enter mainstream...
    stay like art bell..mysterious, aloof, rarely seen but the sound of your voice commanding an army..
    now, go in peace."
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member

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    ba a man in you relationships don't say yes to everything
     
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    I would have nothing to tell him. :dontknow:
     
  19. the G-man

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    Kill yourself
     
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    Let it shine.
     
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