Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Bobby Axelrod, Apr 20, 2016.
What would you say to him?
i woudnt waste my time saying anything to him
Beth will be a huge star... dump your job and become her manager
The man is filthy rich. He doesn't need advice from some schlub on a message board.
Bet on Florida to win the BCS national championship.
Retire before you embarrass yourself.
I'd say, "Howard, listen to your Father. Don't be stupid you moron, retire now while you still have some dignity."
make artie go to an intensive 3 month rehab and fat camp
Ten years ago, the damage was already done.
Marry someone less annoying.
Shut up, sit down.
Become a judge on any reality show that will take you. The ratings will go through the roof and your long time fans will love it.
Dump Benjy, hire actual comedy people.
Take care of your hair.
"you should never attempt to enter mainstream...
stay like art bell..mysterious, aloof, rarely seen but the sound of your voice commanding an army..
now, go in peace."
ba a man in you relationships don't say yes to everything
I would have nothing to tell him.
Let it shine.