Stern Show If you could go back in time 10 years and offer one piece of advice to Howard...

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  1. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    What would you say to him?
     
  2. scoobyla

    scoobyla Well-Known Member

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    i woudnt waste my time saying anything to him
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Beth will be a huge star... dump your job and become her manager
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    The man is filthy rich. He doesn't need advice from some schlub on a message board.
     
  5. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Bet on Florida to win the BCS national championship.
     
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    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    Retire before you embarrass yourself.
     
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    I'd say, "Howard, listen to your Father. Don't be stupid you moron, retire now while you still have some dignity."
     
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    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    make artie go to an intensive 3 month rehab and fat camp
     
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    Beer Can Well-Known Member

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    Ten years ago, the damage was already done.
     
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    bdbx18 Well-Known Member

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    Marry someone less annoying.
     
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    Penelope VIP Extreme Gold

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    Shut up, sit down.
     
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    Choke yourself
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Become a judge on any reality show that will take you. The ratings will go through the roof and your long time fans will love it.
     
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    Dump Benjy, hire actual comedy people.
     
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    MadWoman777 Well-Known Member

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    Take care of your hair.
     
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    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    "you should never attempt to enter mainstream...
    stay like art bell..mysterious, aloof, rarely seen but the sound of your voice commanding an army..
    now, go in peace."
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member

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    ba a man in you relationships don't say yes to everything
     
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    I would have nothing to tell him. :dontknow:
     
  19. the G-man

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    Kill yourself
     
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    Let it shine.
     
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