If you could have one hour with a staffer...

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  1. Booeylicious

    Booeylicious New Member

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    and he/she had to answer any answer honestly, who would it be and what would u ask?
     
  2. HowieStearn

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    Id fuck Lisa for the hole hour:madsex:

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  3. WillyBest

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    You'll need a gallon of: [​IMG]
     
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    got it covered :yes:
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  5. Quite Frankly

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    My question for Rachel Fine:

    Do you consider yourself a staffer- and may I titfuck you for upwards of 45 minutes? Please?
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  6. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    I'd beat the smug out of Jason Kaplan.
     
  7. RockoBalbono

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    I wouldn't ask them anything. I would look around their desks for the memo that says what their supposed to say when asked about Robin and her disease. Than I would come back here and make an epic post about the truth.
     
  8. Shithead

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    Fuck the questions....I'd just beat the fuck out of that useless pig Benjy, which would take about 30 seconds
     
  9. schnauzer

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    I'd ask Fred if he regrets taking the safe route, by having one job his whole life. I'd also enquire about his decision to marry a Jew broad named Alison -- was it a displaced eroticism of the first Mrs Stern, or just coincidence?
     
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    Sal...he'd tell you all the dirt after a few cocktails.