Entertainment If You could have sex with any ONE famous person from all history, who would it be?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by tired, Apr 12, 2015.

  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member Banned User

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    [​IMG] for me it starts and it ends with a young Samantha Stevens. Elizabeth Montgomery of course. bewitched. I have had a jones for this woman since I was 8!
     
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    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Ursula Andress. End of thread
     
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    Godfather II era Robert De Niro. Every orifice, all day, all night.

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    Give until it hurts, papi.
     
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    Grace Kelly in her prime

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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Sopranos-era Drea de Matteo. Unfortunately, she has been on a few dates with a wall since those days :(

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  6. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Abe Lincoln.
     
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    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    I hope you're a woman :worried:
     
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    70s era Redford. Has to be 70s. :p
     
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    The Latina I banged 20+ years ago in my office. She was 49 but man, what an amazing fuck she was.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    I was going to use this for my AV but then I decided that I shouldn't put my own face out the on the internets.
     
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    He seriously looks like the best kisser!
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  13. Quality Control

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    I am.

    Thank you, @SomerSky! :-D
     
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    Good move. A dog taking a crap is much sexier! :up:
     
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    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Thank you :)
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    He has a very distinguished face mole.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    No brainer, she is solely responsible for my discovery of the female of the species...:grad:

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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    This guy, before he got old,fat and crazy
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    So hot
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    Beetlejuice :faint:
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    Shirtless,holding a gun.
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    The Mother of our country: Martha Wasington :gflash2:
     
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    Vida Guerra first. Raquel Welch circa 1967 10,000 Years B.C. bikini second place. I'm 46.
     
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