If you could live the rest of your life at just one age, which would it be?

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I've thought about this, and I'm going with 28.....It was a fantastic year...finally making decent money, all those fucked up insecurities of my teens are gone, and I'm at the peak of my powers, being self-aware, looking good, feeling great, Oh, and all those stupid bills I created because I went ape-shit on credit cards were finally consolidated, and gone....
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    35. Just because.
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    age of conception,would stop my conception.
     
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    71. Me a happy retired fat old guy:)
     
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    21 - the youngest possible age I can be and still buy alcohol
     
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    I think I was happiest and my thinnest at 34. :depressed:
     
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    I am going with 29 as I was pretty fit, financially flush and had not made any *major* life decisions yet...was living in California, working on both coasts, partying, surfing, fishing, skiing and generally a hedonist. Of course I would need to know what I know now...as long as we are pretending, why not?

    :bigthink

    Will do all of this again though, fuck it. :)

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  9. FishySausage

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    But you're still an asshole who doesn't know anything about anything.
    I'm going with 29.
    Still in peak health/shape while actually making enough $ to have fun.
    Still young enough not to look like "the old guy" at the party ;)
     
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    I'm 35 and still an asshole who doesn't know anything about anything - might as well be young while I'm at it.
     
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    I don't know I'm not dead yet. I might have some good years in the future, so I'll answer when I'm near death.
     
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    My life is pretty good right now, 26!!!
     
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    25-29 was ideal financially, physically, and hormonally (can make great gains at the gym barely trying), and can still bang 19 year-olds without as much effort and stigma as when you hit 40+
     
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    Right fucking now.
     
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    I agree. 35 is still young enough to play sports and be active but its old enough to have experienced a good chunk of life. Also, if you play your cards right, you could be making very good money by 35.
     
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    You sound like it. :)
     
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    24. That was a pretty good year for me.
    That was the last time I had a sports car.
     
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    I'm mid 20's and can't get laid or anything
     
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    22 because that's when I peaked. :down:
     
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