If You Could Only Fire One: Ritchie Or Bocchetti?

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Ritchie or Bocchetti?

  1. Fire Ritchie

    28 vote(s)
    46.7%
  2. Fire Bocchetti

    23 vote(s)
    38.3%
  3. They're Both Great!

    9 vote(s)
    15.0%
  1. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    In a perfect world, neither would have been hired.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    I went Ritchie but it's extremely close.

    The only good thing about Bocchetti is that he shuts the fuck up unless he's addressed. Ritchie, on the other hand, takes it upon himself to step on every bit with the most inane comments. With a better co-host, Bocchetti's role would me minimized also.
     
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    Tough call, but lately it's no contest. I have seen Ritchie very occasionally act competently, and once in a long while add value to the show. (A decent question, a rare properly timed laugh, a near-joke.) The same can not be said for his witless bloated competitor.

    Edit: I'm kind of shocked at your own vote, ltd.
     
  4. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    It's almost a coin flip but I stand by my vote
     
  5. mnkycum

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    Great poll. I went with Ritchie, it's a no brainer to me. I hate Bochetti, but at least he only talks when he's called on.
     
  6. John

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    Ritchie
    This, plus when he is called on he doesn't take an hour to get it out.
     
  7. octex

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    Bocchetti is the easy winner for me. Fuck him.
     
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    This is quite the tensest... of contests. I can't believe Bocchetti is losing 5:1:2. You people really hate Jon. :)

    So who are the jokers who voted to keep 'em both?

    And by the way, octex, did you vote? It looks like just me up there.
     
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    Woops I must have screwed up. Its showing now.

    Jon is awful at broadcasting. Bocchetti is awful at broadcasting and is a piece of shit human being.
     
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    theyre both great! :D
     
  11. ltd86

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    Bocchetti is really under-performing from where I thought he'd be.
    I was sure he'd be capture at least 50% of the vote the whole way through
    Ritchie's turnout is far exceeding projections so far
     
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    I voted Bocchetti off the island, that fat fuck is an embarrassment to human beings, I can't respect anyone that still lives at home at 52 years old and has his sick mother wait on him hand and foot
    That show when Bocchetti's family was on I could tell that there is constant screaming going on in that house and nothing but chaos for the mother
     
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    Ritchie sucksssssssssssssss

    :pissed:
     
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    would fire ritchie in the hopes that a new co-host would be a lot better and there wouldnt be a need to talk to bocchetti ever
     
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    I don't see how any DirecTV viewer wouldn't vote for Bocchetti. Looking at him literally makes me vomit.
     
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    I have learned a lot about football and the NFL from Ritchie so I give him a pass. Bochetti just stirs up awful feelings. I wish he wasn't in my life.
     
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    Jon's football opinions baffle me sometimes. Thinking Josh McCown is a better QB than Cutler and Romo is downright laughable. There's a reason that guy has been a career backup journeyman.
     
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    lol

    I was just going to ask how many of the ritchie votes are radio/podcast listeners.

    Mike is probably the most disgusting thing you can look at; he is a greasy-joweled ogre

    I literally do not look at the screen when he comes on ever. I've trained myself to gaze away the second i spot him. Sometimes, they do close-ups which are the most brutal for one's stomach.

    I'm sure in a poll of just people who watch the show, Bocchetti would get a lot more votes
     
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    Ritchie...He brings nothing to the show.
     
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    I voted Ritchie and am a directv viewer, I know Bochetti sucks and is horrible to look at (I hate him as a person way more than I hate Ritchie) But he only ruins the show when Artie lets him. That stupid fucker Ritchie ruins every segment that isn't football related by asking questions about football even though the guest clearly knows jack shit about it. (Asking that whore that was on the other day about the Jets depth chart is one of a million examples) And he isn't freakshow grotesque like Bochetti but looking at that big fucking head and that stupid expression isn't all that great. Did anyone see the clips of him asking questions at media day for the super bowl? What a retard. Maybe its an act to try and get some head injury money but I doubt he is smart enough to pull it off. And as sad as it sounds I bet Bochetti will get another TV job before Ritchie.