If you could past sentence on Howard & Beth what would you condemn them too?

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    I sentence Howard to give all his money to the friends of Israel cause! houses, every dime and future earnings except $500 a week. then I would sentence beth to still stay married to him!

    get medieval on these two assholes! The rack comes to mind.

    FOR CRIMES AGINST THE TRUTH AND YOUR LOYAL AUDIENCE;

    I tired sentence Beth the cunt to a total media blackout for 10 years. No new bag purchases. And a nightly blow job to her true love Howard stern.


    and stern I sentence you to telling the truth. No lies. No bullshit stories about being a cocksman. Instead I demand to know all about your true love of beer can thick cock.
     
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  2. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Adopt Wendy and Beet and personally provide constant and total care without help from anyone.
     
  3. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard - life as a journeyman plumber dependent on off hour calls for income
    Beth - waitress at a Denny's serving the common man for tips
     
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Now, hold on. That's just cruel to Wendy and Beet. :nono:
     
  5. yippeekyaa

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    Why condemn him to anything. He has already created his own personal hell. Let him rot in a giant mansion on the beach with a vapid dumb blonde with the mentality of a 10 year old.
     
  6. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    oh, and of course a public flogging in the hamptons town square.
     
  7. balloon knot

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    a lifetime together and a portion of cashews
     
  8. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Both have to eat a full meal.
     
  9. DogStar69

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    pass sentence on someone
    1. Lit. [for a judge] to read out the sentence of punishment for a convicted criminal. It is my job as judge to pass sentence on you. The judge was about to pass sentence on Max—ten years in prison.
    2. Fig. [for someone] to render a judgment on another person in the manner of a judge. You have no right to pass judgment on me! I wish you wouldn't pass judgment on everyone around you.
    See also: pass, sentence
    McGraw-Hill Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs. © 2002 by The McGraw-Hill Companies, Inc.


    Pass not past
     
  10. Art

    Art Grandiloquent Bloviator VIP

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    exactly this :up:
     
  11. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    Wiggy condemns!!!...nobody else!!!...:pissed:
     
  12. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Howard invented condemnation
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    oh shit!....:worried:
     
  14. Mr Vengeance

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    Ten years of working in a factory that makes oil and vinegrette.
     
  15. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Make them both live in a roach infested apartment in Yonkers.
     
  16. Sickboy

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    I sentence them to a human centipede: Bigfoot>Howard>JeffTheVomitGuy>Beth
     
  17. knu3421

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    Work hard!
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Adopt Garry puppet
     
  19. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Make them plunge a shitty toilet.
     
  20. Guts83

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    Have them take care of all the animoes they love so much WITHOUT ANY hired help