If You Could Pick The 11th Commandment......

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  1. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    :dontknow:i think i'd ban kiddy fucking....
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I would encourage it
     
  3. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    mmmmmm....
     
  4. DrSublux

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    [video=youtube;4TAtRCJIqnk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TAtRCJIqnk[/video]
     
  5. Ralph

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    Thou should not create light beer
     
  6. gwartney

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    That shit about coveting the other man's wife? I was kidding. Thouest go have a good time.
     
  7. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    technically, a new commandment would be #13 :nojj:
     
  8. Gomez

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    Thou shalt flatulate loud and free
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Thou shalt not interpret the words of the bible to match your political or moral agenda.
     
  10. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    a brief explaination???
     
  11. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Thou shall not allow Dogstar to create anymore threads on the internet.
     
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    women drivers
     
  13. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    If thouest take the bible so literally, why aren't thouest out sacrificing lambs?
     
  14. MatthewT

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    the Lamb of God was slain once for all; future Temple future sacrifices will be looking back to that event 2000 years ago, as the first sacrifices were looking forward to it.

    :bigthink

    the first 4 commandments are God and Man, and the next 6 are Man and Society, so if there were a new one in this pattern, it would be Man with Himself, or "Thou Shalt Not Stop Striving For Perfection in All Things"
     
  15. MatthewT

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    oh, the Ten Commandments, then Jesus' new commandments, Love God, Love People.
     
  16. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    i make it a law that every 16 y/o girl had 2 show me there body
     
  17. cheezedbyfate

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    so,new commandments are a possibility....hmmmm...
     
  18. MatthewT

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    more than that; they're gonna happen :jj:
     
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    thou shall get your shit together
     
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    thou shalt disregard the first 10