If you could say something to Howard's face what would it be?

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  1. Mister Joshua

    Mister Joshua New Member

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    If you could meet Howard face to face what would you say? I know what I would tell him:


    "Howard man, listen to the tapes of your earlier shows, of when you were in your prime. Then listen to your show now and compare them side by side. Can't you hear that you've changed man?

    You need to get back to where you belong. Like in Rocky 3, you lost The Eye Of The Tiger man, you've become civilized."
     
  2. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    "Wow!! That nose and adam's apple are really big as fuck!!"
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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  4. FSFN

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    How's Artie been, talk to him lately ? Or...

    Who are you and what do you do to make you famous ? Or...

    Ashley available ? Or...

    I smell glue.
     
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    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    I would put a berry on it to match his boyfriend's face.
     
  6. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    "What the fuck happened to you?"
     
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    Hey howard, why are you eating an entire bag of chiclets... Oh wait

    Hey there mr. Leno... Oh i mean howard!! You chin is distracting me!

    Hey howard, fuck you and the philly horse you rode on !

    Your chin and beak is hitting me in the face. Can you step back?
     
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    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    "Hi, Imus."
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    i would wanna say those things to him but i just wouldnt have the balls to say anything negative to him. i would get embarrassed and probably just be like "wow, its nice to meet you! I've been a fan for over 25 years, etc."
     
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    "Who is Scott Ostrosky?"
     
  11. Mister Joshua

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    I would have no problem saying it to him because his raw raunchy show was something that made my day. It's bad enough we live in a Justin Beiber world now we have no Howard--just a sellout shell of himself.
     
  12. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    Nice hair man. :flip2:
     
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    "Your Wig fools No-one! Ha Ha!"
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    I'd ask, "When you ride Beth what type of saddle do you use?"
     
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    Elisa Jane Well-Known Member

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    Why do you make fun of Gary's teeth when your new fake choppers are ridiculous? Why don't you admit you wear a wig?
     
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    I wouldn't go out of my way to see him. Ronnie's block party was 30 mins away . That's too far in my opinion. I'm not a star fucker. If I saw him I would probably just laugh.
     
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    Nice hair:D
     
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    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Imus has a better wig.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    That is a great idea....the wig and the teeth really distract the eyes from your nose and adams apple.