If you could see how much you've pooped in your lifetime, but...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V2, Oct 2, 2012.

  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    you had to stand in a non-ventilated room w/ it for 15 minutes, would you choose to see it?
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    You would be viewing from a balcony to maximize sensory input, both optical and olfactory.
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    This would take place in August.
     
  4. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    shut the fuck up faggit topo
     
  5. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    What if it was a bear's lifetime dumps?
     
  6. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    no regrets on making this thread?
     
  7. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    This is a :shit: thread.
    But it is also 3.5 stars.
     
  8. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    There would be no flies or maggots in the room.
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I'd totally do it. my poop smells like lilacs.
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    So is it all still fresh? Most of it would be fossilized by now and prob not smell.
     
  11. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Yes; let's just say it is magically preserved in the state that it was when it left your body.
     
  12. MasterBlaster

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    My shit don't stink.
     
  13. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I would def do it.
    Just to have an idea of what I am capable of, poop wise.
     
  14. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    :cwl:
     
  15. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    No friggin way. I don't think current technology has invented a substance you could use to make a room that would hold some of the shits I've taken.
     
  16. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I would do it. Without hesitating. I would love to quantify my complete body of work.
     
  17. Gomez

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    embrace your shit
     
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    Would I take your time machine to get there?
     
  19. Popeye Saavedra

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    The real Napoleon spent his time thinking about more important things. You are doing a disservice to his memory.