If you could see how much you've pooped in your lifetime, but...

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    you had to stand in a non-ventilated room w/ it for 15 minutes, would you choose to see it?
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    You would be viewing from a balcony to maximize sensory input, both optical and olfactory.
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    This would take place in August.
     
  4. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    shut the fuck up faggit topo
     
  5. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    What if it was a bear's lifetime dumps?
     
  6. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    no regrets on making this thread?
     
  7. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    This is a :shit: thread.
    But it is also 3.5 stars.
     
  8. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    There would be no flies or maggots in the room.
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules Gold

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    I'd totally do it. my poop smells like lilacs.
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    So is it all still fresh? Most of it would be fossilized by now and prob not smell.
     
  11. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Yes; let's just say it is magically preserved in the state that it was when it left your body.
     
  12. MasterBlaster

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    My shit don't stink.
     
  13. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I would def do it.
    Just to have an idea of what I am capable of, poop wise.
     
  14. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    :cwl:
     
  15. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    No friggin way. I don't think current technology has invented a substance you could use to make a room that would hold some of the shits I've taken.
     
  16. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I would do it. Without hesitating. I would love to quantify my complete body of work.
     
  17. Gomez

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    embrace your shit
     
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    Would I take your time machine to get there?
     
  19. Popeye Saavedra

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    The real Napoleon spent his time thinking about more important things. You are doing a disservice to his memory.