If you could sit in on the show what would you ask Howard?

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  1. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    Im gonna ask one of my multimillion dollar friends to bid on one of those charity sit on the show deals. These guys would do it for me too. I would LOVE to ask Howard if he thinks his life, and now his wife, mirrors that of Imus and if not Whats the difference?

    If you could sit on the show like auction winners occasionally do what would you ask Howard?
     
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  2. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    I'd ask why he acts so fucking gay.
     
  3. codeine

    codeine Well-Known Member

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    Can I have my 10 years of Sirius subscription and equipment $$$$ MONEY $$$$ back???
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Does he ever feel guilt for lying about the expectations for the Sirius show/channels and for promoting the merger as being good for the subscribers when he knew he got a $25 million bonus for it.
     
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    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

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    I'd ask him if it was all an act when he was great. Did he really change or was he pretending back then?

    I don't really care for the answer. Results matter and he is 100% douche.
     
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    With my hand can I gently brush your hair back from your forehead?
     
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    joe361 Well-Known Member

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    How could you never nut into Beth?
     
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    Do you think you are the only guys in America that does a daily 4 hour radio show?
     
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    Geez, sorry Esquire. Thought we were just having fun here.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    May I tug your hair?
     
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    Something really wrong with a married man rubbernig up.
     
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    I am so annoyed by him that I believe I would waste the question and they'd haul me off. Q: Do you realize you have nothing left to show anyone and that your former fans know now that you bamboozled them?
    Q: Will you please take off that clown-wig?
    Q: Would you, for the love of baby Jebus, step out of that closet?

    So many questions. I would be out of that studio in a NY minute.
     
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  13. Father O'Blivion

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    I would ask, why didn't you lift a finger to keep Billy West? He was the best thing that ever happened to the show, but yet he was gone without so much as a whimper... WTF?
     
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    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    I think he's grossed out by a vagina... he would rather just have Ralph suck him off.
     
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    Dr. Ablow thought so too.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Why did you choose the dumbest, cross eyed, unlikable cunt to be your replacement wife?

    And as a follow up: Are you so fucking dumb and jaded that you actually thought your fans would embrace this zero like they did Allison?
     
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    ME: "What did you do with the money?"

    HOWARD: "What money?"

    ME: "The money your mother gave you for plastic surgery to make you look handsome."
     
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    Howard, your career seems like a runaway train, how does it feel knowing you will be remembered as the greatest interviewer ever, who married the sexiest woman in history?
    Actually, any auction 'winners' will just be pre-picked Buchwald shills.
     
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    I would ask him to spell Thursday and Friday.
     
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    :haha:
     
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