If you could sneak into howard's huge house and bowl a game what score would u bowl?

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I would bowl over a 200 and have a couple heinikein beers. u?
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    i also would clean up after using the baby wipes sitting there and sneak back out.
     
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    Id bowl around 185 considering its been years since ive even picked up a bowling ball. My all time best was a 238.

    But more than that, i would enjoy taking the biggest shit of my life and leaving it in his throne, toilet paper and all without flushing. :c
     
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    :cheer:
     
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    id be lucky to break 100 because id have bethO's panties on my head
     
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    I'd take a screamin' dump on the lane, the gutter and one more on the ten pin. Then hope that they don't do a DNA analysis.
     
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    :p
     
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    i bowl about once a year -- typically in the 160 to 180 range when totally out of practice -- I don't do any of that fancy curvy stuff -- just straight down the middle like the OG Dutch :cool:
     
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    :jj: wouldn't it be awful to stuff feces into the ball holes at public bowling alleys :puke:
     
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    You forget, his toilet wipes your ass and flushes itself.

    How many lanes does he have anyway?
     
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    2 lanes i think.
     
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    And he says Beff doesnt shit. Nigga plz!
     
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    The NYPost article published while the place was under construction said two lanes were on the plans.
     
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    Under 100 as I'd have the ball jumping lanes and banging into walls like a pinball machine
     
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    Well that would depend on how the lanes were oiled, if I had one of my own balls or a Howie house ball, and my other factors, like any other time you go bowling.
     
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    u would ruin the house? why?
     
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    With bumpers: 90-100
    Without bumpers: 40
     
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    "Hey Howard, do you 16 pound balls?"
    "Yeah"
    "How do you put your pants on?!"
     
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    Because he can buy another one.