If you could store your farts in an empty propane-tank, would you use it for cooking?

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Digested food used to cook new food... That'd be quite the novelty, and would likely start a new trend in cooking/recycling
     
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    nogrossdie
     
  3. Scott

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    Sounds dangerous.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    But, yes.
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Just think of what could be collected if every stadium across the nation installed special "collection" adapters in their seats ...so much could be done by harnessing the power of gastro-intestinal methane
     
  6. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Fuckin moobs... :facepalm:
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    It's similar to harvesting the methane produced at landfills, which hold dead dogs, baby diapers, etc. I would do it.
     
  8. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Beth farted
     
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    Cows could help diminish the problem in the ozone they have a big part in creating if we used their ass gas for fuel.


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  10. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    She leaves skidmarks in her white dresses too
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    they walk around with fartbags. That's VERY resourceful
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

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    There's a dairy farm south of here called fair oaks that powers it's operations with generators fueled by cowshit methane. They were featured on dirty jobs.
     
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    I only cook with charcoal. :fil: