If you could switch dicks with your dog, would you do it?

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  1. Shedding Skin

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    You get the knot too
     
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    I forgot to mention it would only be for a long weekend.
     
  3. Mr Sinister

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    this is far more appropriate
     
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    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    And your dog dick on a human body wouldn't be furry
     
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    Memorial day weekend, you got your dog's dick. What do you do?
     
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    The furry dick has to be part of the package.
     
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    Forget it, then.
     
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    What are the pros and cons in your opinion?
     
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    You're right
     
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    Bull Mastiff or Pomeranian?
     
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    i take it you like a huge bush then
     
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    Exactly, that's one of the major pros.
     
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    My dog's dick is bigger
     
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    :jj: No, but the fur might help explain why your penis is only half an inch long.
     
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    :jj::jj::jj:
     
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    So what are the cons?
     
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    The pug's dick could barely fill up a thimble.... so yeah that'd be an improvement for me
     
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    Plus it would be hilarious if paramedics were called because two humans were stuck butt to butt.
     
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    I already psychologically cleared him earlier.

    This is a question all men must ask themselves.

    Would it be cool to have a red rocket and then jack it, knot and all?

    The answer for me is yes.
     
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