If you could switch lives with Keith Richards

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shine, Nov 21, 2012.

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Would you?

  1. Hell yeah

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  2. Fuck no

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  1. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    If you could switch lives with Keith Richards right now would you? Realize you get all the wealth and fame, but also his age and health.
     
  2. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    I will switch lives with Beiber
     
  3. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    And then Kim Kardashian











































































    And proceed to kill myself

    after I finger my asshole and smell it
     
  4. Shine

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    Not an option
     
  5. Mr Sinister

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    Not a chance in hell id do that hes way to old
     
  6. BearShit

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    Then I want to switch lives with Donald Trumps daughter

    And finger my asshole
     
  7. Mur

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    No.
     
  9. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Are you fucking retarded???? Jesus Christ, what a stupid fucking question.
     
  10. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    This.
     
  11. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Then I want to switch with the porn star belladonna and see what its like taking a shit with an asshole like that
     
  12. BearShit

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    Then switch with Ellen and cancel that bullshit show

    and finger my asshole
     
  13. BearShit

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    Then switch lives with Bruce Jenner

    And go postal on the entire kardashian family
     
  14. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Then finger my asshole
     
  15. BearShit

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    Then switch lives with Natalie Portman

    and of course finger my asshole
     
  16. kelliejean

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    :wtf:
     
  17. BearShit

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    Then switch lives with Aly Reisman

    Take a shit on the floor and turn around and eat it
     
  18. BearShit

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    Then switch lives with the blond whitegirl on big bang theory

    and finger my asshole, smell it, then finger it again and suck on it
     
  19. BearShit

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    Then switch lives with Hal

    And just kill myself after of course I finger Ralphs asshole
     
  20. BrulesRules

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    I liked your would you rather have sex with a really fat chick or hot retarded chick thread better.