Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by LaserT, Apr 15, 2015.
what to your young self?
...everything you know is wrong.
Try to bang your hot teacher. Turns out they're into it ! Also keep your mouth shut if you do score.
I'd tell myself to make a play for that cute young English teacher. Apparently teachers like bangin students.
Oh man, the teacher sex will be a big one.
You son of a bitch you beat me to it by a few seconds.
Don't get married.
dear 17 year old self...
chicks are super horny too...
have at it....
best regards... Me
PS.... Buy Apple Stock
I'd say kill yourself immediately as the next 29 years will be nothing but a worthless hellish nightmare.
Buy Microsoft and Apple stock with every penny you can scrape together, and here is a (short) list of chicks that are gonna want to bang you and you'll be too stupid to realize it.
Invest in Facebook, apple and Microsoft. Also your hero Howard that you listen to every morning turns out to be a giant douche.
Dear Young Lazy,
Please read this. It is important.
Buy as much Apple stock as you can. Do not sell it until July 2015, when the war starts. And stay far away from LaserTilt threads. He'll tell everyone.
Don't fuck up in college, you retard.
pull the trigger you pussy!
DON'T GET ON THAT PLANE!
Enjoy your hair because it won't last forever and fuck anything that moves.