If you could write a letter to yourself at 17 yrs old, you'd say...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by LaserT, Apr 15, 2015.

  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    what to your young self?
     
  2. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...everything you know is wrong.
     
  3. Rescued Owl

    Rescued Owl VIP Extreme Gold

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    Try to bang your hot teacher. Turns out they're into it ! Also keep your mouth shut if you do score.
     
  4. SorryBoff

    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

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    I'd tell myself to make a play for that cute young English teacher. Apparently teachers like bangin students.
     
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  5. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Oh man, the teacher sex will be a big one. :snicker:
     
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  6. SorryBoff

    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

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    You son of a bitch you beat me to it by a few seconds.
     
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    God Well-Known Member VIP

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    Don't get married.
     
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    dear 17 year old self...

    chicks are super horny too...

    have at it....


    best regards... Me
     
  9. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    PS.... Buy Apple Stock
     
  10. Just Me

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    I'd say kill yourself immediately as the next 29 years will be nothing but a worthless hellish nightmare.
     
  11. SlowAdam

    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Buy Microsoft and Apple stock with every penny you can scrape together, and here is a (short) list of chicks that are gonna want to bang you and you'll be too stupid to realize it.
     
  13. Ashbeard

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    Invest in Facebook, apple and Microsoft. Also your hero Howard that you listen to every morning turns out to be a giant douche.
     
  14. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    Buy Microsoft.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Dear Young Lazy,

    Please read this. It is important.

    Buy as much Apple stock as you can. Do not sell it until July 2015, when the war starts. And stay far away from LaserTilt threads. He'll tell everyone.

    Old Lazy.
     
  16. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    Don't fuck up in college, you retard.
     
  17. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    :eek:.....:snicker:
     
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  18. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    pull the trigger you pussy!
     
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    DON'T GET ON THAT PLANE!
     
  20. Humongous

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    Enjoy your hair because it won't last forever and fuck anything that moves.
     
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