if you dont pee after sex...

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    it will dry up in your pee pee hole. then when you do go to piss, its will spray.

    it just happened to me :mad:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I fucking God damn HATE that
     
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    :nooo: WOW, I am glad I don't have this problem!!!!
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It's like holding your thumb over a hose
     
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    "Irene!! Why am I peeing like I was up having sex all night?!?!"
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    We find ourselves in very uncomfortable positions trying to get it in the bowl
     
  7. Reggae Mistress

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    What dries up? The pee or the man juice? :munch:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That was startlingly realistic :jj:
     
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    It really is :jj:
     
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    Is this like the 2nd or 3rd time that you have actually fucked?


    I like it when it's all plugged up and nothing comes out for a second, just enough for your mind to go 'oh fuck, WTF is going on', and then it unplugs. :smile:
     
  11. HOLIC

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    I hate that moment the stream splits in two and you have a mini catastrophe debate on how to angle it, either way piss is getting on the seat if not the wall
     
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    That's due to your old prostate
     
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    plus you're too lazy to lift the seat, making the problem worse : oy:
     
  14. gilaet

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    The high school kids that post here will appreciate this.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I've decided to start peeing sitting down like a broad if it's been less than 4 hours since I last had sex
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    Chriza gets pee'd on during sex.
     
  17. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    How about if your wearing khaki or beige pants and you get it on you? It's embarrassing to come out of the bathrooms
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That never happened
     
  19. Shivvy

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    Holy fuck me too :jj:
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I was wearing khaki cargo pants the other day and

    Fuck :facepalm: