If you dropped your Iphone in.....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Stew Nod, Apr 8, 2015.

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would you?

Poll closed Apr 9, 2015.
  1. Reach in and grab it

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  2. Fuck no, write it off

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  1. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    If you dropped your Iphone (or whatever you have) in a portajon toilet...Would you write it off? Or would you suck it up and reach into the horrible nastiness of portajon hell, to get your phone?

    I almost dropped my phone in one yesterday, after a frantic slap, tip, slap, I managed to catch it...just barley

    This led me to wonder what i would have done
     
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    Nope, not gonna put that up to my mouth ever again.
     
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  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...:no:
     
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    Phew! I can imagine the cold sweat, heart pounding and butt clenching that followed in the seconds after that near miss. To answer your question, no I would not go after my phone if I dropped it in a Sani-hut. If the darkness wants it that bad, the darkness can have it.
     
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    Let's see...there is a matter of social responsibility and not allowing a needed Sani-hut to be clogged with a dropped phone and this would demand that one reach down and grab that iphone, for the betterment of society...or just say, 'fuck it' and walk away.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    A toilet??? Let it go. But WHY are you venturing into a portajon? :no:
     
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    That's a long drop usually. I don't even think it would be safe to reach in there.
    Get one of those belt clips for your phone. I assume you're hanging around port-o-johns for your job (?) or were you waiting for a half-marathon to start?
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I've got a blackberry.
     
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    grab it
    whatever you touch in that bowl was already all over your hands the second you opened that portajon door
     
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    why did you need to use your phone that bad in the Port a John anyways? it should have been in your pocket till you got outta there.
     
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    Maybe he suffers from the same mental affliction as Beth Stern.
     
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    now it's a brownberry.
     
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    LOL

    It was quite a hectic moment....I still have some skilz
     
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    Dog park, lots of coffee...old age :(
     
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    Fuck no. That's why I pay 8 bucks a month insurance on it.
     
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    I could see a mountain of poop just below the blue colored water...I'm guessing, based on physics, it likely would have gone about 4 inches into the poops....depending on poop consistency of course :grad:
     
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    Is portajon and Indian name?
     
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    Poo spores are real....I always enter places like that with my shirt over my mouth...I probably looked like a ninja flailing for my phone :rofl:
     
  19. Jayla

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    I'd rather risk the public humiliation of piddling in my panties than venture into one of this disease houses. Sorry about the old age thing.:)
     
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